Soldato
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At warbie... that's just 
Help me write a shocking text to a woman
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Associate
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"Wow, last night was amazing, you're dirtier than fingering my sister and finding my dads wedding ring!!"
Soldato
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cool, meet me in the toilets in 5 mins, don't let your friend follow
Send her a picture of a pasty being smashed. Then tell her that'll be you and her later.
lol
tell her u want to smash her pasty as well!
Soldato
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This gets my vote.
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Last night was great but I can't get the poo out the carpet!
Soldato
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keep sending her single character texts, then send: "Let me know if you take your phone out of your pussy, this txt sex is eating my credit."
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doesn't matter now i fell asleep on the couch before I could send it lol. I'll use it next week
Suspended
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doesn't matter now i fell asleep on the couch before I could send it lol. I'll use it next week
You suck
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