I've killed a bird! :(

Dewotter · 16 May 2010 at 13:59

Ha I wouldn't expect you to. To cheer you up I will tell you I saw a morbidly obese pigeon in Belfast one day. Literally twice the weight if the one it was walking beside. That fat it's head didn't bob back and forth when walking due to all the neck fat.

mrk · 16 May 2010 at 14:00

Must have been hanging around BK all day, the chav ¬_¬

Sone · 16 May 2010 at 14:17

msmalls74 · 16 May 2010 at 14:20

I hit a pidgeon once it bounced of my windscreen fell through the sun roof and landed next to my mates girlfriend on the back seat. Dont recall what made more noise the pidgeon or mates GF.

Andy Pandy · 16 May 2010 at 14:22

A pigeon fell out a tree as I was driving down the dual carriage way on a driving lesson. As soon as it hit the windscreen at 70mph it exploded. Poor thing lol.

willhub · 16 May 2010 at 14:24

msmalls74 said:
I hit a pidgeon once it bounced of my windscreen fell through the sun roof and landed next to my mates girlfriend on the back seat. Dont recall what made more noise the pidgeon or mates GF.

Did the pigeon survive?

peterattheboro · 16 May 2010 at 14:26

I killed one last weekend on the way to RR10. Doing about 90mph and it just bounced off the front of the car and I noticed in the rear view that it got some major height and saw it hit the deck

msmalls74 · 16 May 2010 at 14:29

willhub said:
Did the pigeon survive?

No it was just moving and flapping about its neck look broken so i stopped the car and put it in a field.

hux · 16 May 2010 at 14:34

The Mad Rapper said:
You are upset because you killed a bird? I wouldn't have wanted you in my Section in Iraq or Afghanistan then. What is the World coming to?

Doesn't mean anything, i have an affinity for animals, yet give me a rifle and a taliban insurgent, i'll show you what id do with it.

Kemik · 16 May 2010 at 14:38

I found a very squashed chick in my car doorwell. I have no idea how it got there. Felt bad all day

Skidder · 16 May 2010 at 14:58

Thread fails to deliver. I thought you may have just passed your HGV license having murdered a prositute or something.

Mucky_Pup · 16 May 2010 at 14:59

Skidder said:
Thread fails to deliver. I thought you may have just passed your HGV license having murdered a prositute or something.

lol

Dewotter · 16 May 2010 at 15:02

Fat pigeon is fat.

Rainmaker · 16 May 2010 at 15:11

He's not fat, he's fluffing up to display his awesome to the, um, bird bird.

Dewotter · 16 May 2010 at 15:16

Rainmaker said:
He's not fat, he's fluffing up to display his awesome to the, um, bird bird.

Oh right, lol. He was very much struggling to walk so he must be passed his prime.

Tee Hee Johnson · 16 May 2010 at 15:44

One played chicken with my wee van the other day, got hit landed on the grass by the side of the road then flew away... was so glad!

Must have knocked it out its flying rhythm!

Cosimo · 16 May 2010 at 15:52

Pookie Bear said:
You filthy murderer. You can't be trusted!

Just wait until you've done a few rabbits and a deer. It happens don't worry about it.

Scania · 16 May 2010 at 15:56

Pookie Bear said:
You filthy murderer. You can't be trusted!

Me neither....

I thought a Seagull had just missed my truck recently, near Eastbourne.

Only when I parked up for the night did I wonder what the scratching sound was coming from the roof of my cab, I climbed up to have a look only to find the poor sod wedged, quite alive, at the top of one of my air deflectors.

He was way out of reach so I left him there to die.

Removed him with a pressure washer when I got back to the depot.

Rabbits, Birds, Sheep (!) I need a kill tally on the side of my cab door....

loltim · 16 May 2010 at 15:57

Sone said:
mtfu

Indeed.

Sone · 16 May 2010 at 16:01

craig_kennedy83 said:
One played chicken with my wee van the other day, got hit landed on the grass by the side of the road then flew away... was so glad!

Must have knocked it out its flying rhythm!

proabably died a very slow and painful death from internal bleeding a few hours / days later