I've killed a bird! :(

I took off a chickens head once when it ran infront of the car :eek:

It actually continued running after the car as I drove away from it, maybe it wanted its head back? :p
 
Damn....

Am I the only person right now that wants to get a live chicken and chop its head off to see the hilarity of its body runing around?

Erm ....

Are there any videos of it? :x

Well, this is completely not what I had in mind:


:(
 
Not half. I don't think I could do it!

BTW I've been meaning to ask how on earth do you remember your username!? :confused:

Did not have much option but to leave the poor sod tbh, I could not reach him and was not going to climb onto the roof of my cab (risking my neck!) for a sodding bird thats too blind to see an HGV.... :D

As for me remembering my username, its on the "Chassis plate" of my HGV, I see it every time I open my cab door,over time its kind of stuck in my mind..... :o

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Sad, I know.... :o:D
 
I did it before too, a bird flew into my window screen, I was like "WTF was that?"

Looked in the mirror and saw a puff of feathers behind me, I do think I was laughing at the fact there was a feather puff ball behind me, more than caring I had just killed a bird. Was probably only a pigeon anyway.
 
I almost had a pigeon in a similar fashion the other day. Coming back from work on a NSL road and saw it up ahead walking towards the road side, got closer and he didn't fly so i moved over slightly as it was safe to do so and then spotted him in my rear view strolling onto the grass. Guessing he may well of been injured or high on drugs...
 
I hit a small fox once. Nailed it, hard.

:(

Came very close to hitting a deer the other day; the silly thing was standing in the middle of the road. Lots of deer around just now.
 
Freind of mine back at Uni hit a cow, he was lucky to walk out alive.

The cow was not so lucky, the car (VW polo) was a write off and looked like something out of a horror film, loads of blood casue the A pilar cut deep inot the cows neck and it sprayed all over the car, inside and out.

Best/worst I ever did was quiet a few rabbits and a phesant.
 
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