Finding out my neighbours name

[Kristoph]

Get something delivered to your house which needs to be signed for, A4 sheet of paper or something, don't answer your door, and hope the postman takes it to your neighbours house.

Could fail and go to the house on the other side though.

And you'd probably only get their initial and last name...

 

[twist3d0n3]

kidnap the husband and demand that she shouts her name to get him back

 

[supermodder]

just wait till the husband is about in the front garden, say oh i was wondering if i could talk to your wife he will then poke hus head in the door and call her name then when she comes out u say i was wanting some advice on flowers for my girlfriend or something.
easy!

 

[Kristoph]

just wait till the husband is about in the front garden, say oh i was wondering if i could talk to your wife he will then punch you on the nose

fixed

 

[LOAM]

Murder them both and watch the news.

 

[Kristoph]

Murder them both and watch the news.

I was thinking this, but then I realised he'd never actually get the chance to use their names.

How about attempted?

 

[LOAM]

He could keep their skin and play tea party with them

 

[SoundsGood]

If you know the blokes name, see if has a Facebook account listing who he's "in a relation shop with.."

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

: Hi, haven't seen you in an while, [insert your GF's name here]. How are you?

: My name isn't [your GF's name]. It's [her name].

: Yeah, I know. What did I say? Sorry, that's my GF's name - I was miles away!

: Haha! Do you want to plough me?

: giggity.


That should do it.

 

[Fr0dders]

Just ask and say you’re bad with names, it’s as simple as that.

You’ll probably be asked in for a drink.

this

sometimes the simplest answer is the way forward. Make a joke of it and you'll be fine.

 

[JayMax]

Install covert listening equipment in their bedroom, listen out for what name the husband shouts when they are going at it.

What if the guy shouts out the OP's gf name?

Or, call the police and tell them there's an armed siege next door.
Listen carefully to the police negotiators loudspeaker as he negotiates for her safe release.

 

[Jambo]

I had a nice chat with my neighbour tonight. She said "sorry what is your name again?" and I told her. It was quite a simple process.

 

[Kethridge]

: Hi, haven't seen you in an while, [insert your GF's name here]. How are you?

: My name isn't [your GF's name]. It's [her name].

: Yeah, I know. What did I say? Sorry, that's my GF's name - I was miles away!

: Haha! Do you want to plough me?

: giggity.


That should do it.

This made me lol!

Just say you're bad with names as someone has already suggested.

 

[Cosimo]

I don’t know why people are embarrassed to ask, it really is as simple as that.

 

[Kethridge]

Hehe I read your name as 'stimulatorman'.

 

[SiriusB]

Just ask. If you have barely spoken to them for the last 6 or 7 months it is not weird that you can't remember.

 

[Cybermyk]

You could just ask her how she spells her name.

 

[Kristoph]

You could just ask her how she spells her name.

L-i-s-a

 

[Mort]

You could just ask her how she spells her name.

J-o

Hehe, good tips thanks guys, will try the postman, and some of the other tips

Also lol at all the less serious comments

Might also ask and see if she has a business card, because she has asked for some IT help as hers kids have ruined their PC and I said I'd help out, so could claim I wanted to email her a few links to useful tips / tools

Will let you know the name when I figure it out for anyone that cares

 

[Sp00n]

Just ask you pansy.