You get so drunk you pass out...

Kethridge · 20 May 2010 at 00:45

I had two friends over (a long time ago) and we had a few drinks.

The drink was Mark's and Spencer's vodka...

One of them passed out...

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EDIT FOR NEW READERS:

Kethridge said:
LOL at some of the replies on this thread! And that other similar thread is hilarious.

Ok to clear up what happened on this fateful night....

As I said we were drinking M&S Vodka, it was all diferent flavours (blackcurrant, vanilla etc) and as we got more drunk we all started making up random M&S adverts.

"This isn't just any vodka, this arse flavoured, make you want to puke, teabagged Marks and Spencers vodka" (you get the idea)

And the more we drank the more we were in hysterics over our adverts.

Then my mate passed out, so we decided to make our final advert...

I think it went:

"This isn't just a hair cut...this is a 20 year old, marinated in barbecue sauce, friar tuck Marks and Spencer's hair cut"

As you can imagine we were in fits of laughter while making the various parts of the advert. I think we shaved off half his eyebrows!

When he woke up and looked in the mirror he actually laughed a lot! His words were "What the **** is that on my head?!" and "That's brilliant...you ********!"

Best thing is he made me shave off the rest of his hair and eyebrows in the morning. I went home with him and his parents killed themselves laughing .

Lol, he's a baker. He didn't have to wear a hair net because of us .

EdGey · 20 May 2010 at 00:46

random, but i must say, awesome.

Netguy · 20 May 2010 at 00:49

hahaha

djmc0 · 20 May 2010 at 00:50

What is that on his head?

I like a drink, but I have never passed out hard enough for that to happen. I've luckily woke up when these plans have just started, but I am naturally a light sleeper.

Marine Iguana · 20 May 2010 at 00:51

That is hilarious

lee32uk · 20 May 2010 at 00:54

Did you not shave his eyebrows off as well ?

jp_bl_68 · 20 May 2010 at 00:55

That is not hilarious.

Raymond Lin · 20 May 2010 at 00:55

Oh, man, someone is going to be ******.

Cosimo · 20 May 2010 at 00:56

A drunk person asleep, how very......

djmc0 · 20 May 2010 at 00:58

Seriously guy, what is that on his ******* head?

Ivan Drago · 20 May 2010 at 01:03

Will your friend be likely to laugh this off or kick your head in?

fizzle-187 · 20 May 2010 at 01:04

looks like ketchup on his head ahahahaah

Van Hellseek · 20 May 2010 at 01:05

Ivan Drago said:
Will your friend be likely to laugh this off or kick your head in?

It's not happening now, the OP said it was a long time ago.

djmc0 · 20 May 2010 at 01:05

Am I the only person concerned with what is on his head, or what? C'mon! We deserve an explanation!

OP, elaborate!

4T5 · 20 May 2010 at 01:10

O how I laughed.

djmc0 · 20 May 2010 at 01:13

malc30 said:
O how I laughed.

But what the **** is it! Man, I'm about to asplode. OP, please tell me, please. I will not sleep soundly untill I know exactly what has been spread upon that ****'s head!

Kurisu Makise · 20 May 2010 at 01:15

hahaha.. nice one

lee32uk · 20 May 2010 at 01:16

djmc0 said:
But what the **** is it! Man, I'm about to asplode. OP, please tell me, please. I will not sleep soundly untill I know exactly what has been spread upon that ****'s head!

It's blood. Just shortly after they shaved his head, they butchered him.

4T5 · 20 May 2010 at 01:16

Looks like ketchup to me. Last time I did it we used Flour first then beetroot juice. This was pre mobiles & cams & cars & electricity & stuff though.

djmc0 · 20 May 2010 at 01:17

Ragu? Tomato Purée? WHAT? Vomit? I suspect vomit. That would be the most satisfactory answer, I think.