You get so drunk you pass out...

SuBsTaNcE said:
Tbh if my friends did that to me they would no longer be friends, I can take a joke and have had permanent marker all over me at 6am when I was in work at 9 the next day but shaving hair is way to far
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yea its far past the point of a bit of fun at that stage and just nasty bullying.

if you were my "friend" and i was over your house and you did that to me i would pin you down in the morning and slap veet all over every inch of your body and hold you for 5minutes

the missus tells me it stings like mad if you leave it on for more than a minute :D
 
If my mates did that to me, there would be some serious revenge going on. I'd give it long enough that everyone had mostly forgotten about it, then they'd wake up on the morning of an important job interview with one eyebrow and a henna tattoo of a **** on their forehead.

They would also have a lingering taste in their mouth that they couldn't quite work out. That would be the taste of my balls, and chloroform.
 
LOL at some of the replies on this thread! And that other similar thread is hilarious.

Ok to clear up what happened on this fateful night....


As I said we were drinking M&S Vodka, it was all diferent flavours (blackcurrant, vanilla etc) and as we got more drunk we all started making up random M&S adverts.

"This isn't just any vodka, this arse flavoured, make you want to puke, teabagged Marks and Spencers vodka" (you get the idea)

And the more we drank the more we were in hysterics over our adverts.

Then my mate passed out, so we decided to make our final advert...

I think it went:

"This isn't just a hair cut...this is a 20 year old, marinated in barbecue sauce, friar tuck Marks and Spencer's hair cut"

As you can imagine we were in fits of laughter while making the various parts of the advert. I think we shaved off half his eyebrows!

When he woke up and looked in the mirror he actually laughed a lot! His words were "What the **** is that on my head?!" and "That's brilliant...you ********!"

Best thing is he made me shave off the rest of his hair and eyebrows in the morning. I went home with him and his parents killed themselves laughing :D.
 
Lmao, BBQ sauce. Mystery solved. Never fall asleep or pass out when with a group of friends.

We did a similar thing to a friend of mine at school and he absolutely raged, went bananas. Calmed down eventually but wouldn't talk to anyone for about a week :D.
 
Brilliant :D

When I went on holiday with some mates last year - I got so drunk I passed out - I was then cover in shaving foam before they decided to shower me as we had to get the plane home the next day :p :D
 
A friend of mine told me the other day about his mis-spent youth. A young guy joined the team he was working on, and was full of youthful exuberance about his drinking capabilities. So they were having a house party that weekend, and they invited him along to prove himself.
Long story short, he got twisted and passed-out quite early, so they pulled down his pants and shoved a condom half-way up his botty with a pencil and left him there.
Next morning they're all sitting in the kitchen chatting, when the young lad pokes his head in, and quite sheepishly says that he's heading home. He never said a word, and neither did they.
They still haven't told him apparently!!
 
mk17 said:
A friend of mine told me the other day about his mis-spent youth. A young guy joined the team he was working on, and was full of youthful exuberance about his drinking capabilities. So they were having a house party that weekend, and they invited him along to prove himself.
Long story short, he got twisted and passed-out quite early, so they pulled down his pants and shoved a condom half-way up his botty with a pencil and left him there.
Next morning they're all sitting in the kitchen chatting, when the young lad pokes his head in, and quite sheepishly says that he's heading home. He never said a word, and neither did they.
They still haven't told him apparently!!
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Whoever pushed it up there needs to question their own sexuality.


Although these "a friend told me..." stories are never true anyway.
 
Its all well and good smearing stuff over drunken friends, but shaving the hair? Lets just say if i woke up with my hair shaved off i would promptly kick the crap out of whoever did it.
 
seek said:
Whoever pushed it up there needs to question their own sexuality.


Although these "a friend told me..." stories are never true anyway.
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I suggested to him that he might have been the exuberant teenager, he flatly denied it! It's been an ongoing joke for a while now.

If you met him, he's a researcher in artificial intelligence, you'd never believe it. I don't think he'd make something like this up though.
 
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