You get so drunk you pass out...

This one time at band camp....well actually it was uni :) I'll never forget the revenge a fella took for another guy constantly shaving parts of his head when drunk. When it came to the other guys birthday, he spent the whole evening spiking his drinks with a liquid laxative. Just a few drops each time. Upshot of it was he got proper drunk ad went back to his halls, laxatives kicked in and he messed his entire room, it was all the way down the halls as he had sprinted for the showers as the easiest port of call.

Saw him the next morning carrying every single piece of clothing he owned to the laundrette on campus. Needless to say he parted a few crowds on the way. :)
 
Ahh thats nothing, I don't know why but as soon as anyone passes out in our freind group we destroy them.
It's just accepted as fair game, even I've had it :D

Got a mate of mine good once, shaved his hair and his eyebrows, veet hair removal cream down his pants, lotion in a johnny, poked it in his arse with a biro, then basically coated him in chilli powder, sellotaped bottles to his hands, Then the permanent marker came out, ended up with such slogans as "I raped maddy before she was famous" "I am david camerons gimp" god knows how many nobs we drew.
I think the best thing was when he woke up the next day, he had to be in work that afternoon :D
 
Best one is if your on holiday

Mate passes out, put a condom with milk or something similar in the arse cheeks, when he wakes up in the morning he won't say anything. Then you drop the bomb to another mate of yours

"Did you see that big lad who was wondering about last night, i think we left our door open"

:D


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A few years ago we all used to chill at a mates garage, whoever fell asleep or passed out got their eyebrows taken off, standard. But one night we shaved the back of this lads hair off and wrote '****er' with permanent maker. He didn't realise at all, went out shopping in Manchester that day with it written on the back of his head all day HAHA
 
Thorpy said:
Best one is if your on holiday

Mate passes out, put a condom with milk or something similar in the arse cheeks, when he wakes up in the morning he won't say anything. Then you drop the bomb to another mate of yours

"Did you see that big lad who was wondering about last night, i think we left our door open"

:D


Anyway

A few years ago we all used to chill at a mates garage, whoever fell asleep or passed out got their eyebrows taken off, standard. But one night we shaved the back of this lads hair off and wrote '****er' with permanent maker. He didn't realise at all, went out shopping in Manchester that day with it written on the back of his head all day HAHA
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What type of friend are you???:eek:
 
Pretty fantastic friend tbh :D

This is all a part of growing up ! A right of passage lmao
 
Kethridge said:
Man! All the people that people that aren't laughing at this and making serious comments clearly didn't get laid until they were 30+ :D.
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How do you work that out?

I have a great time when drunk, pranks are so much funnier. No need to resort to such drastic measures though. I would not consider someone trustworthy if they shaved off my hair whilst I was sleeping. It's just clearly stepping over the mark.
 
ac1d1ty said:
How do you work that out?

I have a great time when drunk, pranks are so much funnier. No need to resort to such drastic measures though. I would not consider someone trustworthy if they shaved off my hair whilst I was sleeping. It's just clearly stepping over the mark.
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The person it was done to didn't think so :).
 
I guess it depends on the type of person you are, by the looks of it you lot are student types so your appearance is pretty irrelevant.

I, on the other hand, would be seriously annoyed if someone did that to me mind.

Kethridge said:
Man! All the people that people that aren't laughing at this and making serious comments clearly didn't get laid until they were 30+ :D.
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clearly.
 
Made me smile. Years back me and some mates from shrewesbury had a bounty on eyebrows, we all put £20 in a kitty and the first to get one of the others eyebrows scooped the pot.
 
dunno why some of you lot are having such a serious bad reaction to this, why would you not be friends anymore? hair grows back you know, its not like they cut off his hand or something irreplaceable.
you have poor friendships if you would take such a thing so serious, or know you would be damn ugly without your hair (which btw doesnt make you any better looking in the slightest) and are that vain, or desperate to try and impress, that you would lose a mate over it
 
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