So! Following on from this thread:
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18146723
I dropped off the car at Wood BMW this morning at 8am for an oil service and vehicle check.
Car drove there an aboslute dream as you'd expect a 2 year old 36k mile 530d to do!
So, FFWD to 5:00 and I collect the car from Wood, hand over £380 for the privilege and set off.
The car didn't feel quite right, a bit lumpy perhaps but anyway, I drove home. About 2 miles from home I'm waiting at a busy junction and spot a gap and pull out. The car bogs down, plumes of smoke come out the back to the point where you couldn't see anything behind you, car won't rev, no power and smoke in every gear.....
I immediately ring Woods and speak to the service department.
Me: "Hi there, my car was in today for an oil service. Its pouring smoke out of the back, no power and juddering, somthing is obviously amiss"....
Service guy: "Really? We only did an oil service, its highly unlikely that its related"
Me: "What?, are you sersiously saying that my sublime drive to you this morning, your oil change, and my car now pouring out smoke are not related?"
Service guy: "Yes......all our technicians have gone home now so I suggest you ring BMW Emergency Assistance if the car is still under warranty"
Me: "ok, I will"
I pulled up outside home and rang BMW EA. They are delvering a car to me now but as I waited, I pulled up the iDrive menu to find this:
I can't wait to show the service guy that photo!!!
Anyway, the car is being recovered back to Woods.
Other than soaking the insides of my turbo, CATs, Particulate filters and exhaust with Oil, what long term damage might have been done?
I also expect a full refund on that service, is that unreasonable?
I'm a little pee'd off right now........
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18146723
I dropped off the car at Wood BMW this morning at 8am for an oil service and vehicle check.
Car drove there an aboslute dream as you'd expect a 2 year old 36k mile 530d to do!
So, FFWD to 5:00 and I collect the car from Wood, hand over £380 for the privilege and set off.
The car didn't feel quite right, a bit lumpy perhaps but anyway, I drove home. About 2 miles from home I'm waiting at a busy junction and spot a gap and pull out. The car bogs down, plumes of smoke come out the back to the point where you couldn't see anything behind you, car won't rev, no power and smoke in every gear.....
I immediately ring Woods and speak to the service department.
Me: "Hi there, my car was in today for an oil service. Its pouring smoke out of the back, no power and juddering, somthing is obviously amiss"....
Service guy: "Really? We only did an oil service, its highly unlikely that its related"
Me: "What?, are you sersiously saying that my sublime drive to you this morning, your oil change, and my car now pouring out smoke are not related?"
Service guy: "Yes......all our technicians have gone home now so I suggest you ring BMW Emergency Assistance if the car is still under warranty"
Me: "ok, I will"
I pulled up outside home and rang BMW EA. They are delvering a car to me now but as I waited, I pulled up the iDrive menu to find this:

I can't wait to show the service guy that photo!!!
Anyway, the car is being recovered back to Woods.
Other than soaking the insides of my turbo, CATs, Particulate filters and exhaust with Oil, what long term damage might have been done?
I also expect a full refund on that service, is that unreasonable?
I'm a little pee'd off right now........
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