joke time.

G-Dubs · 29 May 2010 at 20:26

Very similar joke last time around but the story was that insurance companies had asked that all poor drivers do the same so as to identify themselves.

Penis one is better though.

Greenlizard0 · 29 May 2010 at 20:29

Heh, good joke.

Nothing whatsoever to do with football, just some nutters who follow it.

ordinaryjoe · 29 May 2010 at 20:32

schizo220168 said:
could all men in the uk with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next 6 weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from there cars ?

But then they'd get mixed up with the football fans :confused:

Dewotter · 29 May 2010 at 20:32

Happy said:
As one who is not at all interested in football

That.

Schizo · 29 May 2010 at 20:38

with ocuk being mostly a male forum i find it hard that not many men like football.

good on you lot

SlyReaper · 29 May 2010 at 21:52

schizo220168 said:
with ocuk being mostly a male forum i find it hard that not many men like football.

good on you lot

Male, but mostly computer nerds. Computer nerds aren't particularly known for being football fans.

Dark_Angel · 29 May 2010 at 22:09

Happy said:
As one who is not at all interested in football

The joke wasn't funny, but I dislike football, so I'll go along with this.

mrk · 29 May 2010 at 23:17

I liked it mainly because I loathe football.

Robbo · 29 May 2010 at 23:57

People who lather their cars in flags are stupid

TheCenturion · 30 May 2010 at 00:02

lol footy.

it's a good joke. damn football hooligans

Cosimo · 30 May 2010 at 00:03

David Beckham is celebrating. "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happily. Posh asks him why he's celebrating and David replies, "Well Victoria, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."

"Is that good then David?" asks Posh. "You bet", laughs David, "It says 3 to 6 years on the box."

Robbo · 30 May 2010 at 00:04

simulatorman said:
David Beckham is celebrating. "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happily. Posh asks him why he's celebrating and David replies, "Well Victoria, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."

"Is that good then David?" asks Posh. "You bet", laughs David, "It says 3 to 6 years on the box."

Dusted the cobwebs off that did you?

TheCenturion · 30 May 2010 at 00:06

simulatorman said:
David Beckham is celebrating. "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happily. Posh asks him why he's celebrating and David replies, "Well Victoria, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."

"Is that good then David?" asks Posh. "You bet", laughs David, "It says 3 to 6 years on the box."

wirklich alt

Chicken #16 · 30 May 2010 at 00:17

schizo220168 said:
i can assure you i will not be watching one game.

which one will you not be watching?

I love football because of Championship Manager and Ajax Amsterdam.

One of my favourite jokes is:

On a royal visit to Australia, the customs lady charged with checking the Queen and Prince Phillip asks all the standard questions and then with a cheeky grin asks
"have you any criminal convictions?"
Phillip replys dryly
" I didn't realise we still needed one to get in"

[FnG]magnolia · 30 May 2010 at 00:19

Q : How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

A : None.

SlugForAButt · 30 May 2010 at 00:20

Research has revealed that French men average 7" in the downstairs department. Welshmen average 5", Englishmen 6" Swedish 6" and Icelandic men average 9".
That's why Mums go to Iceland...

EdGey · 30 May 2010 at 02:33

not even a smile, mainly because i didn't get it for the first 2 or 3 mins.

antijoke · 30 May 2010 at 08:18

What's red and white?

Pink

Cosimo · 30 May 2010 at 08:57

anticonscience said:
Pink

Go back to bed and don't come back.

Infam0us · 30 May 2010 at 09:30

ordinaryjoe said:
But then they'd get mixed up with the football fans