folks posted nasty stuff about me on FB

you are 16, grow up and stop using facebook for starters.
secondly punch the **** in the mouth and tell him to never do that again
get some new mates

all of these work.
 
Get a copy of Big and Fat, post it to him C/O his Nan.

Or

Leave a message on the family Answer machine asking him to come an collect his German Goat Porn DVD.
 
Jesus! if you get that upset about someone messing with you on facebook (i mean its facebook! has anything ever mattered less?) god help you if anything bad actually does happen to you.
 
I find more and more often I bump into people who don't really talk, about anything, don't discuss, debate, wonder, they don't say anything interesting, they only talk about famous people in the news, what everyone did the previous night/week when drunk, the story of that time dave got so drunk he pee'd on a policeman, etc, etc, and take the absolute mick out of each other constantly.

I actually met more people in uni who did this than at school, probably because I took a few years our and was with younger people when I did uni.

Theres no point trying to outscore/beat people, theres people whose conversational style is taking the mick out of each other, and people who actually talk about things. I got bored with "friends" who do nothing but drink and act like kids and eventually found a few people who became real friends, who actually seem to have interests beyond who threw up last weekend and how much they drank.

At some stage you'll find people who are more like you lose touch with people you really don't enjoy being around. The one lesson you will learn is, hanging out with people you really don't enjoy hanging around with because they're your "friends" just because you've know them a while, really isn't worth it.

Theres obviously nothing wrong with taking the mick out of a friend, as a joke, now and then, everyone does it, but theres people who just don't do anything but that.

Don't waste time with people you don't really like or get on with, just happen to know or used to be friends with them. You've got one life, don't waste it on people you don't like, be discriminating and brutal, you'll save yourself time and effort being friends with people you don't actually enjoy being around, and might make them grow up a bit and become friends with them again, or they might go on being boring pratts, so be it.
 
Bully him until he commits suicide?

Thats not as easy as it sounds either! ( though if you slip them some drugs over a month, it helps)

Thank you sweet cheeks, I have been gagging to use this one:cool:.

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Oh jesus, will you be a man? Christ, stop crying over what someone (most likely joking) said about you on facebook. Are you really that insecure?
Blokes will take the urine out of their mates.
 
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I hate to say it OP, but you need a thicker skin. Comments like that should be water off a ducks back by now. And don't hang around with the guy if you don't like him.
 
For some reason I find this hilarious. :D


Probably because it's actually true.

Yesterday according to my FB profile I was just ordained as a High Priest of the Church of Fudge, with video documentary evidence and everything.

The culprit on monday will find his office taken by the family Dog, but it is just banter....:D

This chap at just 16 hasn't got a clue just how bad it's gonna get as he gets older.
 
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