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I've posted before about the guy across the way and his crazy girlfriend. It's been a while so I'll recap...
They must be mid 20's, she looks great from the back and often turns up in gogo boots and short skirts but is a bit scary from the front. She's often got a black eye and she's often outside kicking seven shades of wotsit out the front door and screaming and swearing. He's maybe 5'8, bald, quiet, skinny and walks nervously while looking at the floor.
Except the police are round regularly, he's had his door knocked in by them a few times and he has some rogue friends that come round in way too expensive cars for what they look like. When she's out there late at night whacking the door she often accuses him of being a drug dealer and she's going to call the police etc. But he blatantly doesn't look the type.
Today I've just missed all the fun. I was sat here with the blind pulled so I could look at porn,er, I mean so the sun didn't obscure the screen and there were a few dull thuds outside, which I assumed was someone slamming a car door, then I could hear a couple of big sounding blokes talking. So I had a look out and there were maybe 12 big burly guys outside the flat and they'd stoved the door in. Wehey, proper trouble! They looked up and I hid back behind the door all scared. Except then I noticed they had cuffs and some of them were armed with handguns. WTF
But he obviously wasn't in and they all left. So the fun is over and no chance for videos or pictures
They must be mid 20's, she looks great from the back and often turns up in gogo boots and short skirts but is a bit scary from the front. She's often got a black eye and she's often outside kicking seven shades of wotsit out the front door and screaming and swearing. He's maybe 5'8, bald, quiet, skinny and walks nervously while looking at the floor.
Except the police are round regularly, he's had his door knocked in by them a few times and he has some rogue friends that come round in way too expensive cars for what they look like. When she's out there late at night whacking the door she often accuses him of being a drug dealer and she's going to call the police etc. But he blatantly doesn't look the type.
Today I've just missed all the fun. I was sat here with the blind pulled so I could look at porn,er, I mean so the sun didn't obscure the screen and there were a few dull thuds outside, which I assumed was someone slamming a car door, then I could hear a couple of big sounding blokes talking. So I had a look out and there were maybe 12 big burly guys outside the flat and they'd stoved the door in. Wehey, proper trouble! They looked up and I hid back behind the door all scared. Except then I noticed they had cuffs and some of them were armed with handguns. WTF
But he obviously wasn't in and they all left. So the fun is over and no chance for videos or pictures
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