Annoying guy hassling my girlfriend

[Stewy]

Oh hai thread derailment

 

[Gavmeister]

Why not get her to carry some mace around with her? I'm sure He'd get the message then.

A bit like the 'Mace in yo face' pic!

 

[Tefal]

QI....

interesting fact,

thought that the gloves are soft

they are, but they let you smash people in the head rather than the body, so you do damage to the brain.

 

[Stewy]

Suppose thinking about it, you're still getting the same 'force' of the punch, but not being hit my something hard so less superficial injuries?

/ponders

 

[dowie]

I remain unconvinced that getting into a fight is anything else than a complete failure to use the higher functions of your brain productively.

this tbh...

Unless you're regularly training in say boxing or judo etc... then chances are you'll end up in some form of scrappy scuffle with the other guy were no one really wins.

Lots of people think they can fight (often when drunk) the reality is quite different - best thing to do is just avoid the situation or get away from it as soon as it occurs.

 

[lixxus]

Wtf...are you a pussy or what?

I would have sparked that boy out by now.

standard bruv u get me.

 

[Buffman]

This guy sounds like a right creep and deserves a good kicking. However the better course of action (for you anyway, no repurcussions) would be to inform the police.

 

[neoboy]

I'd "wee" in his orange juice

 

[thedoc46]

Razer Boomslang mouse to the face!

 

[G-MAN2004]

The use of modern boxing gloves typically results in fewer superficial facial injuries but greater brain damage to participants

Greater brain damage? What?

 

[neoboy]

I don't think I could have anymore drain bamage

 

[thedoc46]

re the off topic on gloves... The force of a punch is more distrubuted and cutting is far less. But power is equal. For your own protection it's the wraps that are the most essential.

Going back to topic.. To the OP, ummm this guy is making a fool out of you, and you allowing him to do so, isn't doing you any favors with your missus.. You need to react in some kind of way.. My recommendation would be in violence.

 

[dowie]

Going back to topic.. To the OP, ummm this guy is making a fool out of you, and you allowing him to do so, isn't doing you any favors with your missus.. You need to react in some kind of way.. My recommendation would be in violence.

Does the OP regularly train to fight?

if no then this will be the likely result:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfKXbS7f5Xw

 

[thedoc46]

Does the OP regularly train to fight?

if no then this will be the likely result:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfKXbS7f5Xw

not watched the video, but in my response, is does the guy trying it on train to fight? Win or lose he should still go in.. His missus will respect him more..

 

[dowie]

perhaps you should watch the video

 

[CharlieAlbert]

I'm a girl and if i was her i would have castrated him by now so she's blatantly up to something :/

 

[arknor]

this tbh...

Unless you're regularly training in say boxing or judo etc... then chances are you'll end up in some form of scrappy scuffle with the other guy were no one really wins.

Lots of people think they can fight (often when drunk) the reality is quite different - best thing to do is just avoid the situation or get away from it as soon as it occurs.

i wouldnt think my step son could fight i dont think he had ever been in a fight until recently when some randon chav in the street said "cmon then" and pushed him he retaliated with some down swinging hit to the guys nose that he had learned at karate (hes only been going to karate for about 3 weeks), the chav was on the floor while he girlfriend was screaming leave him alone.

my step son said he panicked and ran off but thats how easy it is to drop someone when they dont expect you to hit back

 

[jaybee]

I honestly would have warned him once not to do it again otherwise there will be consequences. If he did it again I would have engaged (not in a club) AND told the police.

 

[LOAM]

Lobster tied to a pole. When you see him simply wave the lobster at him from a safe distance. Victory is assured.

 

[AMG]

get some of those knuckle things and *bang*


make sure you give him 3 warnings or you may be charged