A local Apple store was burglarized for over 10k of merch.

[unwashed potato!]

Just to annoy you. i.e. it's you specifically they're trying to annoy, I don't know what you've done to them but you might want to stop it before it drives you insane.

it's not my fault i'm so handsome

 

[slambo69]

Knowing apple products, there is stuff so expensive like just a couple of computers could be worth about 10k.

 

[Six6siX]

Knowing apple products, there is stuff so expensive like just a couple of computers could be worth about 10k.

probably took one computer.

10k eh? So they stole a couple of iPhones and a couple of iPads?

10k worth? they couldn't have taken much then.

 

[Robbo]

Knowing apple products, there is stuff so expensive like just a couple of computers could be worth about 10k.

....

 

[sorn21]

READ THE OP!!!! COM'ON OcUK!

 

[unwashed potato!]

do people seriously just read the title, then rush to post? i can understand missing something a few posts in, but to go into a thread to read absolutely nothing is crazy!

 

[FoxEye]

10k? So they took an Apple branded memory stick then?






















/looks around
/notices pitchforks
/runs!

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

10k? they mustn't have got very much.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Stuff]

10k? So they took an Apple branded memory stick then?

/looks around
/notices pitchforks
/runs!

10k? they mustn't have got very much.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

rofl

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Knowing apple products, there is stuff so expensive like just a couple of computers could be worth about 10k.

That's really funny, shame it was said in the OP, like post #1.

I think posters are doing it on purpose, not all these could actually miss the joke in the first post.

 

[markweatherill]

Very funny joke; our puzzlement at the matching of two apparently incompatible concepts ('10k worth' and 'both computers') makes us search for a way to rationalise these. The only 'clue' is the mention of Apple. As long as we 'know' that Apple products are expensive we can fill in the missing information and 'solve' the puzzle ('get' the joke).
As we have 'suspended disbelief' for the purpose of hearing the joke, the obvious exaggeration is acceptable.
That said, I reckon that they must have only got away with, like, a couple of iPods and stuff, durp durp.

 

[Raymond Lin]

When I saw the thread title I thought it was a serious story and actually thought, "£10k? What, that's like a armful of MacBook. Pro at best".

 

[taz488]

10k i could probs spec up a macbook for that

 

[Kethridge]

The video of the 31 second apple robbery was awesome!

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

The video if the 31 second apple robbery was awesome!

It was like a geek version of Supermarket Sweep.

 

[regulus]

Raised a smile

 

[Lightnix]

I hope they're enjoying their iPod socks.

 

[KNiVES]

10k? Did they only take one computer then?