One has to wonder how you make a 'genuinely great drivers car' out of what you obviously consider to be a very poor base?
Last time we had this argument we discovered that your entire opinion on how great all BMW 'Sport' models are came from one possible drive of a 330i belonging to a mate of yours which, at first, you were not sure whether it was a Sport or not, but later (when it suited your argument) you were convinced it was. I would suggest it foolish to judge an entire lineup of cars from taking your mates for a spin around the block. I don't know about you but when I drive a mates car I hardly find out how much of a drivers car it is in the process.
Effectively, I put it to you that you've no idea what you are talking about and most of what you say is purely for effect
There is an inherent 'rightness' about the way a BMW is set up. It is this 'rightness' which leads itself to sensational cars like most of the M Power lineup, but of course (Given its the same fundamental car), traces of this rightness can be found across the range. Even something totally **** like a 116i has that little bit of magic about the way it handles.
Even when an M5 owner explained to you how similar the handling was between his M5 and a 530i Sport, given he has both, you refused to change your tune. If that wont do it, nothing will.