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from an American about the world cup on another forum I'm on

I didn't read all that so I still don't know, but if England is playing against a non-UK team then it seems to me that flying the Union Jack would be a higher calling than flying the England flag.
I know, I know, there's a whole cultural thing that I have yet to understand (aside from the fact that the Scots hate England and are agitating to secede. )

Well, I hope you win! (Unless you're playing New York. In that case ...)
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Well made me laugh anyway
 
I see your post and raise you:

platinum87 said:
Platinum87's Approach..

There is absolutely no need to start something you will not finish, therefore "please be quiet" or variants are only to be used if you are at work etc.

You face two options, 1) Get up, move away from the annoying person or 2) Demand the person stfu and threaten action unless they comply, i.e. "STFU or i will slap you"..

I go with the slap approach, it signifies dominace, like a father slapping his child, to embarass the person with their friends etc. Thats why there is no need to do something stupid and flip out punching people in the face!

When women become annoying, you move away Simple!

Now here is a real life example so you understand the complexity of the situation.

At a macro-economics lecture (~250 people) there were some guy’s right at the back laughing and talking loudly. I begin my 10 minute timer, once they cross the line 3-4 times. The professor told them multiple times (5-6) to be quiet, asking them much like your general hippy would, no authority in his voice.. Either way he had to stop each time for 1-2 minutes while he gave his speech about how they are disturbing others.

Once my 10 minute timer was finished and they continued being annoying and disruptive, I decided to stand up, turn around (being around 15m from them, i had to shout, making the entire lecture look at me) and told them to "STFU".

One of the guys seemed to express i should have asked nicely, i then told him that the professor has done so many times " and now im telling you to STFU, or i will slap you".

I sat down, within a minute later they decided it would be fun to throw a piece of paper at me, which would have been a great shot if they did hit me.. So i got up, went up to the guy who was speaking, and smacked him on the face.. Not hard, just enough to wake you up.

They didnt give anymore problems, i went back to my seat and continued my lecture.

The moral of the story is, if you say something to someone, always assume they will say "or what", and if your response would be nothing, then dont say anything in the first place.
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Don't get it? well. I don't think I do. I tried to read it 3 times but almost fell into a coma each time. What's the funny part? I take it, it's some territorial football 'lets name our team after where we come from, because we have nothing else to say for ourselves' football type stuff
 
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