Obama is about to launch a nuclear attack on the UK

bhavv · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:06

Tomsk said:
The Americans will probably nuke themselves in a friendly fire incident.

Or they will nuke themselves because they looked at the map and thought that USA stood for 'United States of Arabia'.

Redmelo · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:13

"andy" said:
well for a start belgium is pretty much a third world country so i definetly wouldn't be going there

Riiiight... get a clue

DampCat · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:15

Redmelo said:
Riiiight... get a clue

Get sarcasm.

Redmelo · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:16

DampCat said:
Get sarcasm.

I refuse.

Cosimo · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:21

They can blow me to kingdom come, see if I care.

Musty Pie · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:23

I cant believe no one has said this already but Im going to climb inside my fridge!
If it worked for indie ....?

FTM · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:25

they would miss and hit France 'by accident'

'Wes · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:27

Fat buggers.

antijoke · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:28

It's all part of the re-organisation for The New Wolrd Order.

Cosimo · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:30

Musty Pie said:
I cant believe no one has said this already but Im going to climb inside my fridge!
If it worked for indie ....?

You'll end up looking like the bear in the new Birds Eye advert.

Participant · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:31

Metalface Mark said:
I asked my dad about this and he said it didnt sound plausible.

Thank god people like your dad are around to clarify things for us.

Musty Pie · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:31

Robbie G said:
Thank god people like your dad are around to clarify things for us.

LOL!

DadLAD

Dave M · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:34

DampCat said:
Get sarcasm.

The French don't get sarcasm

Musty Pie · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:35

simulatorman said:
You'll end up looking like the bear in the new Birds Eye advert.

Simulatorman .... Im watching you.

h00fzilla · 11 Jun 2010 at 09:38

bhavv said:
No no no no, BRADFORD!

It would replace all of our current craters / holes in the city centre from unwanted demolished areas, and all those derelict shoddy buildings that no one wants anymore and replace them all with one nice big crater instead.

Oh wait, but then I wouldnt have a home.

/not nuke bradford, not nuke bradford.

Incidentally, my flat mate is working on a proposal for the Odeon, preserving it and having it as a multi-purpose facility (gig venue/gallery space/etc.)

Just bomb the Westfield site - no one will know!

markweatherill · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:04

'Mine is the last voice you will ever hear'

Metalface Mark · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:13

Robbie G said:
Thank god people like your dad are around to clarify things for us.

I shall pass on your thanks to him, it will make his day.

Third Opinion · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:15

Well they have blown up just about every other darn Country it might as well be us next.

chrisxuk · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:21

I'll be staying in England, in my bomb shelter.

platypus · 11 Jun 2010 at 10:26

As good an excuse as any to hire a hottub and hookers.