I make it joke o'clock

[A.N.Other]

I liked the OP. I'm a bad person

 

[Marky]

After googling tachyon - I now get it

 

[Cosimo]

I got it before it was posted.

 

[lcg]

Get out.

 

[Tonyator]

After googling tachyon - I now get it

Same... Still... it was bad!

 

[Marky]

Same... Still... it was bad!

Oh agreed - it was awful

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

FFS, I knew I shouldn't have read this. I feel dirty now and not in the good way.

 

[MiNxYyY]

A man went to buy a blow up doll with blonde hair and a big V. When he got it home and blew it up, it had a bald head and a 10inch nob, He took it back to the shop, and called the owner an idiot. the owner replied @ you're the bloodt idiot . . Its inside out ' !!

My girlfriend threw me out of the house yesturday because she caught me in bed with her sister. Silly isn't it, a fully grown woman jealous of a 12 year old.

Fat bloke asks his doctor whats the easiest way to lose weight? Doc says shake your head from side to side! How often do i do this? doc replies every time your offered food you fat git!

 

[Beren]

My girlfriend threw me out of the house yesturday because she caught me in bed with her sister. Silly isn't it, a fully grown woman jealous of a 12 year old.

Fat bloke asks his doctor whats the easiest way to lose weight? Doc says shake your head from side to side! How often do i do this? doc replies every time your offered food you fat git!

For those two Jokes you deserve one Internet.

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

And the barman says "sorry, we don't serve tachyons in here".

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Deserves a

 

[MrSix]

What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'?


















Dr. Dre

 

[Swifty123]

Could someone explain?

 

[G-MAN2004]

Could someone explain?

It travels faster than light.

 

[Fusion]

If you got the original joke before googling, you should be ashamed

*slaps wrist*

 

[utajoker]

A man went to buy a blow up doll with blonde hair and a big V. When he got it home and blew it up, it had a bald head and a 10inch nob, He took it back to the shop, and called the owner an idiot. the owner replied @ you're the bloodt idiot . . Its inside out ' !!

My girlfriend threw me out of the house yesturday because she caught me in bed with her sister. Silly isn't it, a fully grown woman jealous of a 12 year old.

Fat bloke asks his doctor whats the easiest way to lose weight? Doc says shake your head from side to side! How often do i do this? doc replies every time your offered food you fat git!

thread saved by this man.

 

[SlyReaper]

I thought everyone knew what a tachyon was.

 

[Westyfield2]

If you got the original joke before googling, you should be ashamed

*slaps wrist*

 

[WillyNelson]

What's the difference between Jeremy Kyle and Kerry Katona?

Kerry Katona has a massive ****!

 

[Moredhel]

If you got the original joke before googling, you should be ashamed

*slaps wrist*

While anti-intellectualism is cool and all, (I mean, it doesn't get any cooler than this!) I'd rather get a joke without having to resort to Google.

 

[Sinny]

I liked that joke .