Dettol No-Touch HandWash System

JBuk · 12 Jun 2010 at 12:35

dmpoole said:
But do you really want to put your fingers on another mans poo before you wash your hands?

Have other men been pooing at his house?

atpbx · 12 Jun 2010 at 13:52

Windle said:
That always bugs me too :/

However it's an Architectural/H&S rule, doors opening outwards into a corridor or room have the potential to open into the path of a pedestrian. Pulling it towards you means there is no chance of hitting someone squaw in da face.

We need these http://www.wristpull.com/#/about-us/4535366630

Thats not why doors open inwards, traditionally anyway.

unwashed potato! · 12 Jun 2010 at 14:11

dmpoole said:
I can't think of one bog I've been in where the door opens outwards when you come out and you could push it with your feet.

my reply was to when he said "wouldn't every door handle have this problem?"

Dr.EM · 12 Jun 2010 at 14:13

Automatic sliding doors or no door at all and a sort of labyrinth at the entrance are the answer! I've seen the latter, but never the former.

Indy500 · 12 Jun 2010 at 16:41

*pats his ethanol solution* only fungal spores will survive, and even they get inhibited...

Greenlizard0 · 12 Jun 2010 at 16:43

Jesus Christ. For home use? Oh noes not that bad bacteria, for god's sake what is it with detol and bleech's insistence that we live to 250 years old. If I see one in real life I'm tea bagging it.

SexyGreyFox · 12 Jun 2010 at 16:47

Greenlizard0 said:
If I see one in real life I'm tea bagging it.

I know tea bagging as something else.

Greenlizard0 · 12 Jun 2010 at 16:57

dmpoole said:
I know tea bagging as something else.

I meant......delicately laying my reproductive pouch on it.

V4NT0M · 12 Jun 2010 at 17:57

I agree with the OP, they were my thoughts exactly upon seeing the advert.

Cosimo · 12 Jun 2010 at 18:12

They’ll be selling a handsfree peeing system next.

SexyGreyFox · 12 Jun 2010 at 19:32

simulatorman said:
They’ll be selling a handsfree peeing system next.

I want one for the Potters Arf marathon tomorrow

Energize · 12 Jun 2010 at 19:38

My handwash contains mercury cyanide.

LordSplodge · 12 Jun 2010 at 20:15

Outside of hospital operating theaters and other high risk areas in hospitals there is no way on Earth you need to be so stupidly careful.

Get some germs inside you and build up an immune system FFS.

I have an artificially supressed immune system and so far soap and water has kept me going just fine!

Don't forget kids every square inch of *everything* is covered in tens of thousands of bacteria. Better start panicking!