Spec me an affectionate name for my girl....

[z3r0]

Dave.

Or Cockmuncher.

 

[LeoN88]

**** muffin

 

[konicky]

She calls me 'sunshine' but it would be unoriginal to call her that back! At the moment I'm sticking with 'you' as in 'hey you' and 'morning you' but I feel this could be getting old.

Morning you? Seriously?

Just use her name, or sexy or gorgeous.

 

[z3r0]

Come to think of it, call her Peach.

 

[Maccy]

If she calls you sunshine then you should call her moonlight.

 

[Tee Hee Johnson]

love pig?

 

[998cc]

wrinkles

 

[The_TailGunner]

hippodillacrocapig

 

[twist3d0n3]

hairy dong monster?

 

[Aod]

hippodillacrocapig

No no no! it's HippoCrocaGorillaPig!

 

[Third Opinion]

One not swallowed

 

[antijoke]

I think you will find it should be hiphopopotamus.

 

[MasterPlan1]

I call my girlfriend kitten, because I love my cats, and always bang on about the funny things they do, so one day she said "am I your kitten too?" so it's kinda stuck. She also calls me Totoro because I'm fat, hairy and cuddly.

 

[Tigjaw]

shelob, works every time.

 

[sigma]

Rhymes with punt.

Wench.

 

[Dark_Angel]

If she calls you sunshine then you should call her moonlight.

Sense.


THere isn't any in this thread.

 

[Cosimo]

Sense.


THere isn't any in this thread.

None whatsoever.

 

[Biohazard]

Just call her a goat.

or flob-a-job.

(it rolls off nice if you say it)

 

[-BA-]

Scary Mary?

 

[skippy2421]

No no no! it's HippoCrocaGorillaPig!

no no it's just hippocrocapig. Or we could just make a new one. chimpyrhinofish?

or to carry on the fish thing trout face or fishy ..... no i don't want to get banned i'll stop here

this thread has had me in stitches at work, threads like this should have warnings.