How to be polite to old busy bodies?

Oh noes, think of the bushes !!!!!

Tell her to mind her own business... Or ofc, like you did, to **** off...

Wtf though, moaning about hair in the street ? Does she run out when a cat walks by too ?
 
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Although I can't say i'd be bothered, clearly there's a pretty substantial difference between an animal naturally shedding its hair over time and chucking a few handfuls of it in the bushes in one go :p
 
Rich_L said:
Although I can't say i'd be bothered, clearly there's a pretty substantial difference between an animal naturally shedding its hair over time and chucking a few handfuls of it in the bushes in one go :p
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Maybe she just doesn't like having a hairy bush...
 
soundb0y said:
Its just a bit of hair, do people think wild animals don't malt?
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Wild animals shed naturally not all in one go in one place, if you think it's just a 'bit of hair' you've never brushed out a large moulting dog have you? And if you had, you'd know why the woman wasn't happy. Google Furminator to give you some idea.

What the OP has done is nothing short of littering, that's why he didn't want the responsibility of clearing the mess, specially not on his own property. :rolleyes:
 
Littering?

I laugh, seriously.

We brush our dogs outside and spread the hair in the flowerbeds, good for the plants.
Leaving it amongst bushes or hedges or whatever will do more good than harm.
 
As we all know there are some right ***** out there so best thing to do is tell her to **** off like u did :)
 
Collect all the dog hair and save it for one fateful day, the old woman is out in her garden enjoying the sunshine, maybe entertaining some guests, perhaps washing is on the line to dry in the lovely sun. The wind is a cool breeze blowing in the direction of her garden, good times are being had by all. Until that is, you promply burn the huge pile of collected dog hair, allowing the cool breeze to gently waft the ungodly smell of burnt hair in her direction. Sit back and watch as she and her guests gag at the stench, running for some sort of refuge from the smokey putrification advancing on their position. Take solice in the fact that her freshly cleaned clothes will stink of burnt hair for many weeks, and enjoy the rest of your day.

Or drain her brake fluid, whatever.
 
Lol tell her to ring the police. No law against it and even if it fouled outside her house there is nothing the police can do as it is a council matter and they have to catch the dog doing it. They might tell you off but i doubt they could keep a straight face to be honest. :D

Anyway it is good to see someone looking after their animals these days so a pat on the back for you sir.
 
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