Man shoots self in head, gets hit by lorry and survives!

OriginalJonty · 17 Jun 2010 at 16:15

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Bloody hell. You've really got to be lucky to survive something like that!

antijoke · 17 Jun 2010 at 16:17

Silly Geordies.

GravyMonster · 17 Jun 2010 at 16:18

The man, from Newcastle...

He'd been on the broon then!

antijoke · 17 Jun 2010 at 16:19

Read it further, and look at the map.

GravyMonster · 17 Jun 2010 at 16:22

I know

Admiral Huddy · 17 Jun 2010 at 16:23

Sort of thing i'd do to be honest! well maybe not shoot myself in the head.. foot maybe.. You're not that lucky!

Rich1988 · 17 Jun 2010 at 16:27

reminds me of that bit in kick ass where he gets stabbed then walks out and gets hit by a car

The Dread Pirate · 17 Jun 2010 at 16:31

Krazyness!

Cosimo · 17 Jun 2010 at 16:38

He probably missed a match.

Greebo · 17 Jun 2010 at 16:43

He heard Gazza was the new Newcastle Manager.

Skillmister · 17 Jun 2010 at 16:49

He then got out of the car to seek help

Lmfaoo

Swifty123 · 17 Jun 2010 at 17:04

What the hell :S

Greenlizard0 · 17 Jun 2010 at 17:12

Greebo said:
He heard Gazza was the new Newcastle Manager.

Shouldn't laugh....