I might be missing the point here. When you were a kid you walked everywhere, ate dirt, coudn't go to the shop whenever you wanted and couldn't buy cool things all year, you had to fashion past-times out of castoff crap and virtually everything you did with your free time was potentially lethal, yet your parents were too busy smoking, eating and drinking themselves to death to give a rat's arse that their kids had swallowed bottles of medicine, been run over by a train or snatched by some creep because they weren't capable of crossing the road by themselves? Thank **** I wasn't born back then.