Bieber facing tour of North Korea

Spektor · 6 Jul 2010 at 21:26

What did North Korea do to deserve him?

loltim · 6 Jul 2010 at 21:36

That is so funny

Chives · 6 Jul 2010 at 21:40

LOL, will never happen though

Aedus · 7 Jul 2010 at 13:06

Best Korea won

Morbius · 7 Jul 2010 at 13:16

As did Somalia.

-westy- · 7 Jul 2010 at 13:51

Oh noes, a 17 year old kid is now a multi millionaire because he has talent - while we sit on our arses on an internet forum on a wednesday afternoon.

Quick, be more bitter!

Missing.String · 7 Jul 2010 at 14:05

-westy- said:
Oh noes, a 17 year old kid is now a multi millionaire because he has talent - while we sit on our arses on an internet forum on a wednesday afternoon.

Quick, be more bitter!

Debatable content in bold.

sanaxe1 · 7 Jul 2010 at 14:06

Come on guys the North Koreans have it rough as it is.

The Dread Pirate · 7 Jul 2010 at 14:08

-westy- said:
Oh noes, a 17 year old kid is now a multi millionaire because he has talent - while we sit on our arses on an internet forum on a wednesday afternoon.

Quick, be more bitter!

Missing.String said:
Clearley False content in bold.

Fixed!

Raikiri · 7 Jul 2010 at 14:21

-westy- said:
Oh noes, a 17 year old kid is now a multi millionaire because he has talent - while we sit on our arses on an internet forum on a wednesday afternoon.

Ah, you've not heard his er, 'music' then?

mrk · 7 Jul 2010 at 14:22

When I first heard Beiber on the radio I thought it was an Xfactor contestant who was a bit rubbish and was being mocked on a show or something but turns out he's making money off that "singing" :S

Obviously millions of teenage girls are tone deaf.

Morgoth · 7 Jul 2010 at 14:26

Khaaan! said:
Obviously millions of teenage girls are tone deaf.

But he is so cuuuuttttteeeeee ^_^

/vomit

Citizen420 · 7 Jul 2010 at 14:29

Who is this beiber you all talk of?

Cosimo · 7 Jul 2010 at 14:31

Morgoth said:
But he is so cuuuuttttteeeeee ^_^

/vomit

He's as cute as a vultures crotch.

OriginalJonty · 7 Jul 2010 at 15:06

North Korea officially won the poll for Justin Bieber's Tour.
In Other News, Kim Jong Il declared war on the Western world.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 7 Jul 2010 at 15:21

Citizen420 said:
Who is this beiber you all talk of?

For your own sake, don't bother looking him up.

-westy- · 7 Jul 2010 at 15:28

Raikiri said:
Ah, you've not heard his er, 'music' then?

Yep, I've heard it, its not to my taste but it clearly is to someone's, otherwise he wouldn't be touring the world

lawz · 7 Jul 2010 at 19:19

Voted for both

The kid is a joke, apparantly he only got a lucky break because the head of the label who signed him accidentally clicked a link to one of his music videos on youtube. And then probably realised how easily he could extort him....

w1lliam · 7 Jul 2010 at 19:30

She should honor her poll and go to N Korea!

meghatronic · 7 Jul 2010 at 19:48

lawz said:
The kid is a joke, apparantly he only got a lucky break because the head of the label who signed him accidentally clicked a link to one of his music videos on youtube. And then probably realised how easily he could extort him....

Wiki:

While searching for videos of a different singer, Scooter Braun, a former marketing executive of So So Def, clicked on one of Bieber's videos by accident. Impressed, Braun tracked down the theater Bieber was performing in, located Bieber's school, and finally contacted Mallette. Mallette was reluctant; she remembered praying, "God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label!" However, after praying with her church elders and receiving their encouragement, she permitted Braun to fly Bieber, then 13, to Atlanta, Georgia to record demo tapes

Americans are scary.