Thursday Joke

Jumblejug · 8 Jul 2010 at 09:03

Haha, funny and I haven't heard them before

mrk · 8 Jul 2010 at 09:06

lold

(a combination of OLD and LOL, see what I did there?!)

Dark_Angel · 8 Jul 2010 at 09:26

Khaaan! said:
lold

(a combination of OLD and LOL, see what I did there?!)

No..... it was pretty obscure!

mrk · 8 Jul 2010 at 09:41

'Wes said:
TL;DR, short version please.

tl;dr, short version of your post please.

Stuff · 8 Jul 2010 at 10:46

'Wes said:
TL;DR, short version please.

Khaaan! said:
tl;dr, short version of your post please.

Just read it. I'm pretty sure tl;dr is a punishable saying anyway

ntg · 8 Jul 2010 at 10:50

old jokes are old

krooton · 8 Jul 2010 at 12:03

The version I heard when I was 10 was a punk rocker, not a hippie, and it was anal because of her period, not to retain her virginity.

Also the delivery was "HAHA! Punk rocker!" followed by "HAHA! Bus conductor!" said really camply.

HTH

Viper² · 8 Jul 2010 at 12:07

What's wrong with bus drivers?

iNPUt · 8 Jul 2010 at 12:08

Haven't heard either, pretty good

milkinc13 · 8 Jul 2010 at 19:23

It has just been announced that Raoul Moat is the 2010 hide and seek champion

/grabs coat & runs out the door

PapaLazaru · 8 Jul 2010 at 19:54

These jokes about the gunman in Newcastle are not even raoul moatly funny.

izzy eckerslike · 8 Jul 2010 at 20:04

Try swapping your girlfriends tampon for a partypopper while she's asleep & see if she has a sense of humour or not