Hollyoaks Girl

[FnG]magnolia · 9 Jul 2010 at 01:12

God, wrong thread

Hades · 9 Jul 2010 at 01:13

OP fails to deliver. Correct course of action would be to point to the nearest damaged car, pretend it was his, and demand her number for insurance purposes.

Ivan Drago · 9 Jul 2010 at 01:49

Why is she looking so chirpy considering she has just crashed into some stationary vehicles?

Daft bint.

Amp34 · 9 Jul 2010 at 02:07

Hades said:
OP fails to deliver. Correct course of action would be to point to the nearest damaged car, pretend it was his, and bend her over the bonnet for "insurance" purposes.

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trentlad · 9 Jul 2010 at 04:08

Is that a Christmas tree on his t-shirt?

Kid must love Santa.

trentlad · 9 Jul 2010 at 04:11

The_Abyss said:
Exactly. This isn't the Motors forum, where they girl no matter what she was or wasn't wearing would be berated for not driving a BMW or for being a speeding devil child killer.

So true.

freak2002 · 9 Jul 2010 at 07:33

jp_bl_68 said:
...you must always smash her pasty, whether she wants it or not.

That is my post of the week. Awesome!

Freefaller · 9 Jul 2010 at 07:42

Never watched holyoaks, but nice celeb spot there.

I'm so lame when it comes to celeb spotting as I'm not star struck at all and find them hard to spot!

JHeaton · 9 Jul 2010 at 07:51

malc30 said:
Only in GD could meeting a babe off Hollyoaks turn into a backfire on the OP.

Even I'm disappointed in you and I haven't been here that long!

That's pretty cool though.

Only famous person I've ever unintentionally encountered is some footbally guy. I hate football*.

* Please note that this does not mean that I do like Hollyoaks.

Cosimo · 9 Jul 2010 at 07:55

Ivan Drago said:
Why is she looking so chirpy considering she has just crashed into some stationary vehicles?

She was lucky and didn't get her pasty smashed.

bledd · 9 Jul 2010 at 07:56

trentlad said:
Is that a Christmas tree on his t-shirt?

Kid must love Santa.

He's a kid, that's his job

gettothechopper · 9 Jul 2010 at 08:35

I walked passed mandy from hollyoaks the other week

that is all

skippy2421 · 9 Jul 2010 at 08:48

Considering your reputation on this forum malc i am very disappointed. Many young aspiring pasty smashers see you as inspiration what are they to do now? You should be ashamed

wordy · 9 Jul 2010 at 08:51

greywolf said:
I like how everyone wants to umm 'smash pasty' with absolutely no comments asking about the car damage to either car, or why she crashed into parked cars. The car crash seems to have slipped peoples minds here

Gay

Sp00n · 9 Jul 2010 at 08:53

Oh man this place makes me chuckle, car accident with a "celebrity" and the first thought is you have to get a picture to prove it to the internet.

Cool story bro

GravyMonster · 9 Jul 2010 at 08:55

Zoe in Hollyoaks is my friends, friends sister. Although ATM she's leaving to join Eastenders.

True story.

DJMK4 · 9 Jul 2010 at 08:56

Haha what a legend

"Errr sorry to hear about your car crash, but can I have a pic to tell the internet?"

Epic

Have some gold stars for celebrity pasty

antijoke · 9 Jul 2010 at 08:59

Her character is called Loretta Jones.

what car did she crash? And what is she doing in Leicestershire?

malc30 said:
The Mental one that was laying across the bed in Black stockings & suspenders.

I saw that episode...... :cool:

DJMK4 · 9 Jul 2010 at 08:59

anticonscience said:
Her character is called Loretta Jones.

what car did she crash?

Sounds dirty

'Wes · 9 Jul 2010 at 09:09

I don't see the resemblance tbh.