Biggest house spider I have seen

You call that big? I have seen a house spider the size of a small tarantula before, needless to say i ran away like a girl when it moved and got my dad to go and get it.
 
Screw that! He'd be in front of my deoderant + Lighter Combo faster than you can say "Well I for one, welcome our new spidery overlords!" :eek:
 
I'm calling him Harry, Harry the house spider :D

Some of you guys are mean, they are harmless little creatures. I think he's cute :p
 
Nick1881 said:
I'm calling him Harry, Harry the house spider :D

Some of you guys are mean, they are harmless little creatures. I think he's cute :p
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You sound like my dad, who has to name every other house spider he sees with names like Fred and George. :p

I don't mind spiders, but if you violate my territory, i will trap them in a glass and remove them through the nearest exit as efficiently as possible :p
 
i dont mind spidEEEs (<- supposed to sound scouse) but that baby made me shiver a little, if its your new pet, i do hope you feed it well! :P
 
Once had one run out from behind the couch the size of a large apple. I **** my pants and scrambled towards the door. Went to get a pint glass to catch it, came back and it was gone. Stayed out of the living room for a few days.
 
Usually see huge house spiders scurrying across the floor but they don't bother me to much.

However, I was recently told there's a god dam snake living in our pond which terrifies me even more. I'm too scared to go even look. :eek:
 
He's cute

I was lying in bed one night when one that big had came down the open loft hatch and then walked over my face. I freaked and beat the hell out of it, then I came to a bit then beat the hell out of what was left of it.
 
i was asleep the other night. and awoke to something scurrying up my back. man i have never jumped out of bed so quick. i thought it was a mouse at first, turned out as i rolled over to jump out of bed i squashed a huge spider about that big with my back. im lucky he didn't bite me as i rolled on him! made a mess on the sheets too.
 
Used to get a lot of this type of spider in the garage when I was working on the bikes. I'd taken to testing them a little. I'd draw a circle around the spider using rubber solution (highly flammable), and set it alight. The spider can either try and wait it out, having to survive the heat, or it can try and jump/run through the fire.

Most tried to run through it, but the fun bit is that they'd just get stuck in the rubber solution and burn to death.
 
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