Kill Me Now

cheechm · 9 Jul 2010 at 18:50

Northumberland police have have issued a £10k reward for information leading to the capture of Raoul Moat, if he is not caught by Saturday, they are upping the reward to 20k, meaning its a RAOUL-over!

Have the police looked down the side of the sofa? That's always where I find my RaoulMoat

I dislike all these jokes about murderous psychopaths, I don't find them raoulmoatly funny...

JBuk · 9 Jul 2010 at 18:51

cheechm said:
Ban Me Now

I agree

randal · 9 Jul 2010 at 18:57

I read the first one on the hover-over preview on the New Posts view, made me chuckle.

J86 · 9 Jul 2010 at 19:09

Breaking news -

The England FA have confirmed the new home shirt will now have three new sponsors -

Total
Fcuk
UPS

Have all signed a three year deal.

Redman · 9 Jul 2010 at 19:10

I'm a PC, and not finding Raoul Moat and his twin shotguns was my idea.

LiamC · 9 Jul 2010 at 19:10

raoulffles

chrism · 9 Jul 2010 at 19:38

Redman said:
I'm a PC, and not finding Raoul Moat and his twin shotguns was my idea.

FatBoyObese · 9 Jul 2010 at 19:44

Sod betting on the world cup.....I'm betting that Maddie McCann beats Raoul Moat in the Hide and Seek championships

Sunny Squash · 9 Jul 2010 at 20:04

Tonyator · 9 Jul 2010 at 20:09

Off to shoot a copper then hide in the woods, because that's how I Raoul.

Wow... even I groaned...

Temi_D · 9 Jul 2010 at 20:12

I hate myself for laughing so much

ste2005 · 9 Jul 2010 at 21:10

this is sick, but LOL

AiiR · 9 Jul 2010 at 21:16

Manchester City have officially bid £45m for Raoul Moat tonight. They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him.

The Mad Rapper · 9 Jul 2010 at 21:21

Redman said:
I'm a PC, and not finding Raoul Moat and his twin shotguns was my idea.

A cut above

ilovebbs · 9 Jul 2010 at 21:23

AiiR said:
Manchester City have officially bid £45m for Raoul Moat tonight. They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him.

Aahahahaha

PapaLazaru · 9 Jul 2010 at 21:26

These jokes about the gunman in Newcastle are not even raoul moatly funny.

Cosimo · 9 Jul 2010 at 21:30

Rolf Harris has just released a new song, "Moat the Scroat".

Ricochet J · 9 Jul 2010 at 21:38

They think it's Raoul-over, .....well it is now.

ojrules · 9 Jul 2010 at 21:45

FatBoyObese said:
Sod betting on the world cup.....I'm betting that Maddie McCann beats Raoul Moat in the Hide and Seek championships

Osama is the champ though, hands down.

Calabi · 9 Jul 2010 at 21:55

The police are laughing making jokes about it so why not?