Yes, it's quite frankly taking the ****.
You can get those "quiet" lawn mowers now apparently. If you're keen for morning mowing and it's quiet enough get one of those instead.
Better still buy some quiet grass, it doesn’t cry when you cut it.![]()
Personally I'd head outside, take it off you and run your face over with it![]()
I don't have any grass, is it ok to excavate my concrete yard at 8am?