Monday joke

ntg · 12 Jul 2010 at 10:49

A woman goes to the doctor badly beaten.

Doctor: what has happened to you dear?

Woman: It's my husband doctor, whenever he gets back from work he beats me really badly..and it happens every day, i'm so desperate I dont know what to do!!!

Doctor: calm down dear, calm down, there is a solution to your problem.
Woman: Really? Please doctor tell me, you can't imagine how happy that will make me.

Doctor: alright, next time before your husband comes from work, make some tea, take a sip and swish it inside your mouth. Keep swishing it until he goes to sleep.

Woman: But..are you sure doctor? I can't see how this could work.
Doctor: It's a tried and proven method, go ahead and do it and let me know how it goes

...2 days later the woman returns to the doctor...

Woman: Oh doctor I don't know how to thank you, it's amazing, it worked, I can't believe it!!! I did as you said and my husband didn't even lay an angry look at me, he was so happy and cheerful all day. I can't believe it!!!

Doctor: See how nice things are when you keep your mouth shut?

/runs

Participant · 12 Jul 2010 at 10:51

I've heard better sexist jokes.

antijoke · 12 Jul 2010 at 10:54

sxndy · 12 Jul 2010 at 11:02

I liked it

J.T · 12 Jul 2010 at 11:05

I smiled.

Talbs13 · 12 Jul 2010 at 11:07

Rubbish.

The Dread Pirate · 12 Jul 2010 at 11:10

'Wes · 12 Jul 2010 at 11:20

I thought it was something sexual with the mouth swishing tbh.

Nossmayo · 12 Jul 2010 at 11:28

kgi said:
Doctor: calm down dear

xxalxx · 12 Jul 2010 at 11:30

better than normal

Marky · 12 Jul 2010 at 11:32

I liked it

TheMightyTen · 12 Jul 2010 at 11:32

Well at least you got the Monday bit right in the thread title

Cosimo · 12 Jul 2010 at 11:33

I need to see a doctor.

platypus · 12 Jul 2010 at 12:02

simulatorman said:
I need to see a doctor.

Your husband beats you?!

GinG · 12 Jul 2010 at 12:04

platypus said:
Your husband beats you?!

Thread saved!!

Gaygle · 12 Jul 2010 at 12:08

simulatorman said:
I need to see a doctor.

you can't keep your mouth shut? :confused:

VFR_KID · 12 Jul 2010 at 12:21

Think i may have passed gas reading that but that is it at the very most.

[FnG]magnolia · 12 Jul 2010 at 12:30

Death of a loved one would be an improvement on this travesty of a 'joke'.

Ban. Actually, double ban just to be sure.

AiiR · 12 Jul 2010 at 12:33

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman learning her place.

Ahleckz · 12 Jul 2010 at 13:02

Hahahaha! Get to see a doctor in 2 days?!? Ahahaha! Give over!