Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
To show off, the first man the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
Then the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen digestives.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a pint of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Council Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Council Employee called his cat and said, "Workshy, do your stuff."
The cat jumped to his feet........
Ate the biscuits........
Drank the milk..........
**** on the paper.......
Screwed the other three cats........
Then, claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......
Put in for Workers Compensation................and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave..............
AND THAT IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE COUNCIL!!
To show off, the first man the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
Then the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen digestives.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a pint of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Council Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Council Employee called his cat and said, "Workshy, do your stuff."
The cat jumped to his feet........
Ate the biscuits........
Drank the milk..........
**** on the paper.......
Screwed the other three cats........
Then, claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......
Put in for Workers Compensation................and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave..............
AND THAT IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE COUNCIL!!
