Poll: Tuesday joke

Should Freefaller be set on Uvarvu for this joke?

  • Yes, without lube

    Votes: 24 17.3%
  • Yes, with iron filings as lube

    Votes: 47 33.8%
  • Oui

    Votes: 11 7.9%
  • Wee

    Votes: 10 7.2%
  • Yes, with Burnsy watching

    Votes: 12 8.6%
  • Yes with Von joining in

    Votes: 6 4.3%
  • Yes, with Freefaller wearing pants made from pancakes with a little bit of golden syrup dribbling fr

    Votes: 29 20.9%

  • Total voters
    139
  • Poll closed .
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A wife was missing her husband who had been away for a few months on a business trip. She decided to treat him upon his arrival by buying some crotchless panties. The husband arrived home and the wife set about wearing a short skirt with said panties in a bid to turn on her man.

During the evening, she sat across from him and started to slowly cross and uncross her legs.
Eventually he looked up to his wife and asked 'Are you wearing crotchless panties?'
She replied 'Yes, do you like them?'

He then said 'Phew, I thought you were sitting on the cat!'
 
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