Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

[Lamo]

Did a search could not find any other threads.....

This is brilliant - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10611973.stm

A drunk man who climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 5m (16ft) long crocodile has survived his encounter.
The crocodile, called Fatso, bit the 36-year-old man's leg, tearing chunks of flesh from him as he straddled the reptile.

 

[MiNxYyY]

that cage looks mighty small for a croc that big tbh

 

[Greenlizard0]

Lucky bloke. That croc's clearly well fed.

But..he's now got a taste for -

HUMAN

FLESH!!

 

['Wes]

lol

 

[DJMK4]

Legend, add abit of tranqualiser to that you wouldnt feel a thing if the worst happens.

 

[buy_my_cookies]

aussie's are so much better at playing truth or dare

 

[Pixel]

Lucky bloke. That croc's clearly well fed.

But..he's now got a taste for -

HUMAN

FLESH!!

Alcoholic human flesh.

 

[~>Dg<~]

lejend

 

[AtticusFinch]

Just as well he didn't try riding a stingray

 

[Narziss]

Reminds me of the time I got wasted and came to riding a heffer.

 

[Participant]

Good old Ozzie drunks.

I love the fact it was called Fatso too. In the UK it would be called Oliver or something.

 

[^TANK^]

Respect to that man what a legend.

 

[oli356]

nutter haha

 

[Dewotter]

 

[FoxEye]

Brings a whole new meaning to "get some Australian in you".

 

[Cosimo]

The croc doesn’t like the taste of drunken flesh. Fatso you are a legend amongst crocs.

 

[Amp34]

Leg-end!

Or a tit, either way...

 

[Ciphon]

Jesus

Very lucky man indeed. I've done some stupid things whilst under the influence.. but this takes the biscuit!

 

[paulh]

too funny..!