This is why I love the Internet! What did these people do before it existed?

[LordSplodge]

Here is a comment from The Register story on Apple banning a "Radiation" iPhone app...

Mobile phones = radiation monsters that will kill people, they'll kill babies, do you know what else kills babies? Foxes, and do you know what, foxes **** other foxes under the age of 18 which means they're dirty peados.


If you don't hate mobile phones, it means that you're a paedophile fox, and are you a paedophile fox?



If you are you should turn yourself in!


Using a mobile phone makes you a paedophile, it's a fact.


Above post may include a fine dose of bull****.

That is awesome. So who loves paedophile foxes? Nobody. He should write for the Daily Mail.


Please discuss.

 

[Cosimo]

Please discuss.

What is there to discuss, some rubbish from The Register. It's just meaningless drivel.

 

[Nick1881]

Wow, I had no idea people could be that retarded.

 

[Thiassi]

So who loves paedophile foxes?

That made me lol.

 

[mrk]

Fox is a pedo?!

 

[Tefal]

Wow, I had no idea people could be that retarded.

Yeah, you'd think even a guy with brain damage could tell it was a joke.

 

[Daaaveee]

Fox is a pedo?!

 

[Ziggy]

Did you people write in to complain about Brasseye?

 

[Tefal]

Did you people write in to complain about Brasseye?

I tried but after spending 15 years walking over to the pen I decided to not bother and have some more cake.

 

[mufc802]

Fox is a pedo!

 

[Deiwos]

Here is a comment from The Register story on Apple banning a "Radiation" iPhone app...



That is awesome. So who loves paedophile foxes? Nobody. He should write for the Daily Mail.


Please discuss.

I hope you're joking.

All hail our paedophile foxes!

 

[4T5]

What is there to discuss, some rubbish from The Register. It's just meaningless drivel.

Exactly.
If they still wrapped chips in paper I'd refuse a batch if it was wrapped in the Registry. (spits on floor turns around 17 times then kicks my desk*

 

[Richie]

I knew there was something shifty about fox....

 

[Westyfield2]

Fox is a pedo?!

 

[GreenMint]

Fox is a pedo!

 

[Taziir]

I hear that The Onion is also known as a serious news journal...

 

[Robbo]

What is there to discuss, some rubbish from The Register. It's just meaningless drivel.

This.

 

[Gackt]

I don't get it? Some crap news story and a comment on that story which is clearly a joke?

 

[PapaLazaru]

If you want pure internet comedy genius by the masses, check out this article from 2006 in the Surrey Comet. A couple of mates posted a couple of replies, but it kind of just took off. All hail the internet!

Marksman called in to kill Kingston’s pigeons.

http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/1039169.0/

 

[jas72]

Yeah, you'd think even a guy with brain damage could tell it was a joke.

I don't get it, it's mindless drivel.