It's nearly the weekend, here is a joke.

Skeptic · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:17

Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

Shadows1990 · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:18

That was baaaaad

whitecrook · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:21

ewe havin a laugh or what?

SlugForAButt · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:21

Heard it before but still like it!

Black man walks into a bar with an eagle on his shoulder.

Barman asks:
"Where did you get that?"

Eagle says:
"Africa, there's millions of 'em there"

thepeganator · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:24

Hmmm.

Cosimo · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:25

Both so bad that I hope it’s not an indication of the weekend to come.

thepeganator · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:26

SlugForAButt said:
Heard it before but still like it!

Black man walks into a bar with an eagle on his shoulder.

Barman asks:
"Where did you get that?"

Eagle says:
"Africa, there's millions of 'em there"

Yet that one got a massive laugh out of me!

batsy · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:26

Soul.Survivor · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:27

SlugForAButt said:
Heard it before but still like it!

Black man walks into a bar with an eagle on his shoulder.

Barman asks:
"Where did you get that?"

Eagle says:
"Africa, there's millions of 'em there"

Not bad

Cybermyk · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:27

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have a bag of helicopter flavor crisps please?"

The barkeep says, "Sorry mate, we only have plain."

batsy · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:36

Two Budgerigars were standing on a pearch and one says to the other 'Can you smell fish?'

/coat

TheCenturion · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:37

First joke was predictable, and would have been funnier had he been a welsh man.

SlugForAButt said:
Heard it before but still like it!

Black man walks into a bar with an eagle on his shoulder.

Barman asks:
"Where did you get that?"

Eagle says:
"Africa, there's millions of 'em there"

LOL

ste2005 · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:40

wow these are really bad, im off to bed they are that bad

weringo · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:42

SlugForAButt said:
Heard it before but still like it!

Black man walks into a bar with an eagle on his shoulder.

Barman asks:
"Where did you get that?"

Eagle says:
"Africa, there's millions of 'em there"

Isn't it supposed to be a parrot on his shoulder?

MiNxYyY · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:43

Italy 1990, England 1996, Rothbury 2010 . . .whenever gazza is involved in a shoot-out, it always ends in tears.

Women should be like golf caddies . . either holding your balls or getting your bloody tee ready

Greenlizard0 · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:49

Parrots on his shoulder, and parrots sitting on the fish.

SlugForAButt · 15 Jul 2010 at 23:52

weringo said:
Isn't it supposed to be a parrot on his shoulder?

Yep.

Parmesan · 16 Jul 2010 at 01:02

Two gold fish in a tank, one says to the other "How The **** do you drive this thing?"

sorry.... this is my last night shift need my bed

Pestilence · 16 Jul 2010 at 01:40

A man was stood at a bus stop eating a fish and chips, when a woman approached with her dog. The dog immediately sat and began begging.

After a couple of minutes, the man said to the woman "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?"

"Not a problem", she replied.

So he picked up the dog and threw it over a fence.

GreenMint · 16 Jul 2010 at 01:50

As these jokes are gruesomely bad...

I was in a restaurant last night and the waiter asked me to cover his shift for 60 seconds.

I thought; "Wait a minute..."