It's Friday, why did the Mexican strangle his wife?
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I always have a chuckle when I hear that one 
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Why can't you own Mexican cheese?
Because it's nacho cheese!
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It helps if you say the punchline out loud, I say it helps but it's rather like asking someone why they dumped you - it might mean you understand but it doesn't make it better.
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There was a U.S. border patrol officer that managed to catch an illegal alien that was trying to cross through a small bush by the fence. “You know the law. You need to go back across the border.”
The Mexican is upset and pleads with the officer to let him stay. “Pleeze senior! I must stay here!”
The border patrol decided to have some fun and tells him that he can stay if he uses three English words in a sentence knowing that he would never be able to do it. The Mexican agrees.
The agent says, “You need to use Green, Pink, and Yellow in a sentence.”
The Mexican thinks for a few minutes and then says, “The phone went green, green and I Pink it up and then sayz Yellow?”
The Mexican is upset and pleads with the officer to let him stay. “Pleeze senior! I must stay here!”
The border patrol decided to have some fun and tells him that he can stay if he uses three English words in a sentence knowing that he would never be able to do it. The Mexican agrees.
The agent says, “You need to use Green, Pink, and Yellow in a sentence.”
The Mexican thinks for a few minutes and then says, “The phone went green, green and I Pink it up and then sayz Yellow?”
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What cheese would you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone.
Mascarpone.
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What did the mexican fireman call his two sons?
Hose a and Hose b.
Hose a and Hose b.
i lol'd at this bad joke
i am a baaaaaaaaad man.Heres my even worse joke!
what do you call a mexican who's had his car stolen?
Carlos
