It's nearly the weekend, here is a joke.

EdGey · 16 Jul 2010 at 01:56

I forcefully kept a straight face and refrained from grinning. That joke is horrific.

Omg Timbrad.

Tefal · 16 Jul 2010 at 01:56

As a welsh man i find this joke hilarious! :mad:

jp_bl_68 · 16 Jul 2010 at 01:58

MiNxYyY said:
Women should be like golf caddies . . either holding your balls or getting your bloody tee ready

SlugForAButt said:
Heard it before but still like it!

Black man walks into a bar with an eagle on his shoulder.

Barman asks:
"Where did you get that?"

Eagle says:
"Africa, there's millions of 'em there"

The rest of you should be ashamed

andy85 · 16 Jul 2010 at 02:07

Camoe · 16 Jul 2010 at 02:15

+1 need to try this!

GreenMint · 16 Jul 2010 at 02:21

Sorry EdGey, I had to! :eek:

MeMeMeMe · 16 Jul 2010 at 02:45

Pestilence said:
A man was stood at a bus stop eating a fish and chips, when a woman approached with her dog. The dog immediately sat and began begging.

After a couple of minutes, the man said to the woman "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?"

"Not a problem", she replied.

So he picked up the dog and threw it over a fence.

That one got me *giggles insanely*

danza · 16 Jul 2010 at 07:46

2/5

Dragged down by Cybermyk, batsy and TimBrad. You ought to be ashamed.

Tunney · 16 Jul 2010 at 07:58

Did you hear about the two iPhones that got married?

The wedding was great but the reception was terrible.

They held it in the wrong place.

PardonTheWait · 16 Jul 2010 at 08:02

Two parrots sitting on a perch.

One says to the other, "can you smell fish?"

The Mad Rapper · 16 Jul 2010 at 08:02

fus said:
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

Very good, although I knew the ending when you got to the ''This is the pig...'' part

'Wes · 16 Jul 2010 at 08:19

Why is he holding a sheep in his house anyway and isn't a sheep too heavy to be held underneath one arm?

coltpython3 · 16 Jul 2010 at 08:25

giggle

B@Th*nG · 16 Jul 2010 at 10:06

'Wes said:
Why is he holding a sheep in his house anyway and isn't a sheep too heavy to be held underneath one arm?

quite! the logistics of it all just don't add up. Also, why is he talking to a sheep? Sheep can't talk, DUH!

B@

Bes · 16 Jul 2010 at 10:42

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre...

So the barman gave her one

'Wes · 16 Jul 2010 at 10:45

B@Th*nG said:
quite! the logistics of it all just don't add up. Also, why is he talking to a sheep? Sheep can't talk, DUH!

B@

inorite, it just doesn't make sense.

platypus · 16 Jul 2010 at 10:48

As I was passing RBS the other day, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

'Wes · 16 Jul 2010 at 10:52

platypus said:
As I was passing RBS the other day, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

lol

Narziss · 16 Jul 2010 at 10:58

The dog one reminded me of this...

A man takes his dog to the vet to be checked over. After some prodding and poking the vet picks up the dog and looks into his ears and eyes and then says "I'm going to have to put him down". The owner close to tears cries "why? Is it that serious" and the vet replies "no, but he's bloody heavy".

/coat

The Dread Pirate · 16 Jul 2010 at 10:59

An Irish man, English man & scottish man walk into a bar & the barman asks...

What is this some sort of Joke?!?!