BP have brought about the Apocalypse

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It hurts me on the inside to think anyone other than their fellow fantasists take crap like this seriously. Hopefully he will meet one of the many, very real dangers that we all face day-to-day to put an end to the nonsense he pollutes Humanity with.
 
I quite liked this bit:

Ominous reports are leaking past the BP Gulf salvage operation news blackout that the disaster unfolding in the Gulf of Mexico may be about to reach biblical proportions.
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I think it is possibly the first "news blackout" where they had a webcam set up...
 
RDM said:
I quite liked this bit:

I think it is possibly the first "news blackout" where they had a webcam set up...
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Why let facts get in the way of such things. I rather liked the part which says:
Next, the ocean bottom will collapse, instantaneously displacing up to a trillion cubic feet of water or more
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Talk about hedging your bets, so what they're effectively saying is "we've got no idea how much it might displace" but that sounds much less dramatic.
 
Sooo, we going to be wiped out by the Sun, Galaxy, a giant fart, Jesus, massive volcano, plant X and so on, jeeez we are in the ****
 
Locky said:
Sooo, we going to be wiped out by the Sun, Galaxy, a giant fart, Jesus, massive volcano, plant X and so on, jeeez we are in the ****
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Not to mention the Burka-wearing hordes of murderous muslim terrorist women, they are the real threat. Just ask the French.:p
 
Locky said:
Sooo, we going to be wiped out by the Sun, Galaxy, a giant fart, Jesus, massive volcano, plant X and so on, jeeez we are in the ****
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Some people just like chaos to get money, the media will do everything in their power to over exaggerate the possible chaos that could occur so they will also get money.
 
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