Man Flu... Office is under fire

mast3r

mast3r

mast3r

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Well today i am onsite at one of our Clients, i sat down at my desk and was greeted with a Cough and a Sneeze, it turns out half of their IT Dept has been stuck with a bout of the Flu. They are all too scared to be off sick, so in turn they sit at their desk and spread the germs, the MD of this Client is in the top 300 of Britons Rich List, he must earn his money from cracking the whip...?

SO, what would you do? would stay here? make an excuse and leave for the day? stop being a mard A and sit through the day with the sneezing in surround sound.

I JUST CANT get this crappy summer cold.
 
You work in the IT department and you don't know the answer? :eek: Update your anti virus software, it's the only solution!

I just hope you're not running on Norton :(
 
HAHA!
I like it, i do i do i doooo.

But, no... i dont work in an IT Dept, we manage the servers for a company but we have two days a week onsite, it just happens that our desk is within their own IT Dept.
 
i would refuse to be near anyone coughing and sneezing and i would work away from them. the only way you can avoid catching it is to not breathe the same air that is carrying their germs, chances are tho that you already got it. maybe drink alcohol and snort it to kill the germs* this may or may not work LOL
 
If they're upright, not slumped over a desk, not running a fever and not semi-delirious then they have a head cold, not flu. Tell them to man up and have some Lemsip; it makes no difference but it will make them feel better for having done something. Those special ********** :(
 
HAHA, i have just been out to get some of that hand cleaner goo, im going to have them all snort it.

I feel ill already, but it must only be psychological, surely it can not kick in so quick.
 
I have just tried to Escape, my plan failed when i was asked, Where are you going Martin? We wont pass the germs on to you, dont worry.

I stupidly hadn't worked out the excuse
 
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