absolutely stunning girl....

[coltpython3]

hey guys....

there is a coffee shop not less than 5 metres from where i work. being going there everyday to get my tea/coffee.

i went there today to get my usual tea and i just met the most beautiful girl there. she just started work there today and shes french and shes stunning. i mean absolutely beautiful... like gorgious... cant describe her

i am single atm and im so stumped on what to do. she can hardly speak english.


any help?

 

[FishFluff]

learn french

 

[iv-tecman]

Learn to speak french?

 

[pingwing]

Take pictures of her and tell her its for a famous magazine, sit inside on the computer and show us all?

 

[iv-tecman]

learn french

beaten to it.. lol

 

[=VTA=MANFACE]

Yes.

Tell me where, and I'll chat her up for you

 

[Digitalle]

Take a photo, post it here...then learn French. Simples

 

[Dano]

Learn some french for gawds sake.

 

[antijoke]

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

That should be a suitable introduction. Let me know you get on.

 

[Rainmaker]

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

That is all you need to know. Have fun.

EDIT: Damn you anticonscience.

 

[Maccapacca]

try 'avev vous un menage a trois mon petit pois'

I'm sure her small amount of english will make up for your babbling

 

[Margaret]

Internet dongle + laptop with integrated webcam + ustream account. Do it.

 

[Digitalle]

ha 6 posts within one minute

 

[Andy]

Coming to this country, can't speak English?!

I'd tell her to frog off back to France!

 

[Stupot_]

Offer to teach her English. Then run away crying as you realise she speaks it better than you?

 

[Danthus]

Forgot French, just learn the language of love.

 

[Scottland]

Just keep asking her out, the French surrender easy.

 

[Neodite]

Vous êtes une femme très belle, je s'il vous plaît tenir mon pénis dans ton cul

Say this to her.

You can thank me after

 

[Hxc]

BONJOUR MADAME!
BAGUETTE?

 

[Dave]

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

That should be a suitable introduction. Let me know you get on.

Seems odd to use a formal version of "you" when you're making such a proposition! Haha