Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle

He was wearing a black dress and walking around the steep-walled, empty moat.

So he looked just like any other tourist. He was just looking for casual sex and anything goes these days. Was that what they call rough sex?
 
Most people shout at, or even kick strangers dogs when they approach a little too close.

I have a mental image of one very mentally scarred Yorkshire Terrier :D

(You just know it'll have been some ankle-biter type dog)
 
He was escorted home and later made a "full and frank confession", and received a caution for outraging public decency.

A police spokesman said: "Other agencies were liaised with and he was handed over to them".

So... he got a slap on the wrist? Seems a little light?
 
So... he got a slap on the wrist? Seems a little light?

Bestiality is considered a petty crime, like all animal cruelty offences it rarely receives any punishment. It's hard to legally justify any significant punishment when killing and eating animals is legal. Though in this situation where it was on such public grounds, even I am surprised at that.
 
That is disgusting. He should have at least took the dog out on a couple of dates first and perhaps booked a hotel room rather than just play hide the sausage on day one. Bloody cheap skate :D
 
A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

I suppose that's because he didn't get to stay in for very long? I recommend at least 6 minutes for medium. 8 for well done.
 
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