Women.....

[Cosimo]

I heard a swift backhand to the chops settles the problem!

It inevitably brings on an even more forcible response. (spoken from experience)

 

[mejinks]

You need to stop screwing around on your pc and spend some time with her, just a bit.

Thats the trouble. If I'm not in bed with her, I am shopping or visiting her mother. The only time I get away is in work lol. I want 5 minutes peace and quiet to respond to e-mail or maybe unwind, but we have to be in the same room and I have to know whats happening. Even if I know whats happening because its the 4th time I've watched that episode despite me buying it on dvd and her insisting on watching it on the main tv.

God, I sound like I hate her, but its not like that really. I just wondered if anyone else has to contend with it or shall I just chain her to the sink?

 

[Van Hellseek]

Worst, "I've got a girlfriend!!!" thread ever.

 

[Dewotter]

Not specific to women but I hate when watching a show and whoever you're with decides to give a running commentary either on the shows proceedings, or about some other random crap.

SHUT UP AND WATCH!!111one!!1

 

[2StepSteve]

Be blunt and tell her you aren't too bothered about what she watches. It is the only way, otherwise this will go on for a while!

 

[Gerard]

Most haunted might as well be the same episode on a loop:


Give us a sign that you're there!!!..
A mouse farts..
Cue the most haunted crew bricking it and stampeding out the door trampling anyone in the way

 

[knowledge123]

Talk to her about your 25 kill streak nuke damnit!

Hahaha, this must be done....in great detail.

"I was strafing around the corner and then I see this guy 225 meters out..BOOM HEADSHOT!"

 

[mejinks]

Worst, "I've got a girlfriend!!!" thread ever.

I'm married to her.....

Be blunt and tell her you aren't too bothered about what she watches. It is the only way, otherwise this will go on for a while!

Done this I even threatened to turn the tv off and banish her to the kitchen, she carried on watching and stopped talking to me, but only for half an hour

Most haunted might as well be the same episode on a loop:


Give us a sign that you're there!!!..
A mouse farts..
Cue the most haunted crew bricking it and stampeding out the door trampling anyone in the way

Don't forget Derek getting possessed or Stuart falling over and screaming like a girl.

 

[andy85]

I think its sweet she wants to share it with you

Yeah, I wish I had a significant other she could share stuff I don't really care with :/

 

[Spektor]

Haha, not a reationship thread.

Why does mine insist on giving me a running commentary on every ******* episode she watches, knowing I am doing work/playing games/otherwise not interested in that stupid most haunted **** she watches?

Does yours do this? Im quite keen to resolve this without putting a hatchet through the tv.

It's almost as if you've found someone who likes you; if you want to atleast make it entertaining for my fellow news watchers, you could put that hatchet through her, we would get a few 10 minute segments out of it to break up the other stuff.

 

[mejinks]

Yeah, I wish I had a significant other she could share stuff I don't really care with :/

Now I feel guilty

 

[TangoSixteen]

Was reading the forums in peace this morning when I heard the news paper rustling in the kitchen.
Next thing I know I'm having 90% of the news stories read out to me.
me:
"Alright, alright I'm trying to read here, I'll read the paper later myself."

She took no notice and carried on jibbering.

Hang on...

That the one that went on holiday and was being banged ragged by her "gay" ex ?

Or is this a new one already?

 

[uvarvu]

Hang on...

That the one that went on holiday and was being banged ragged by her "gay" ex ?

Or is this a new one already?

I thought exactly the same thing

 

[Scrutinize]

ocuk detectives...to the bat cave

 

[Edrof]

Most haunted might as well be the same episode on a loop:


Give us a sign that you're there!!!..
A mouse farts..
Cue the most haunted crew bricking it and stampeding out the door trampling anyone in the way

As someone who has always been interested in things that go bump in the night I can safely say that MH and their entire moronic team are idiots. Also anyone who watches that show regularly is an equal idiot. That is all.


Except the script writer from teh first series who was hot kk.

 

[incondite]

Does yours do this? Im quite keen to resolve this without putting a hatchet through the tv.

Or her face?

 

[Fuzz]

Hang on...

That the one that went on holiday and was being banged ragged by her "gay" ex ?

Or is this a new one already?

I thought exactly the same thing

Neither..
I'm talking about Mother,

 

[Mucky_Pup]

What happened with her anyway? We never got a concluding episode did we?

 

[Randomface74]

Thats the trouble. If I'm not in bed with her, I am shopping or visiting her mother. The only time I get away is in work lol. I want 5 minutes peace and quiet to respond to e-mail or maybe unwind, but we have to be in the same room and I have to know whats happening. Even if I know whats happening because its the 4th time I've watched that episode despite me buying it on dvd and her insisting on watching it on the main tv.

God, I sound like I hate her, but its not like that really. I just wondered if anyone else has to contend with it or shall I just chain her to the sink?

Solutions:
1. Poison the mother in law
2. Send ur wife shopping on her own
3. Allocate yourself some private space in your own house

 

[Fuzz]

What happened with her anyway? We never got a concluding episode did we?

yes, different thread I'm afraid.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18163416&highlight=closure

I also posted her messages to me a week later in a different thread again, forgotten where that was now though.