Clever off the cuff remarks fired at scumbags in retaliation

Linda

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Last weekend I went to the pub for the first time in a long time. All fine and dandy until the walk to a takeaway, I was with 4 other friends that are caucasian...(footnote: Please do not misunderstand the point of this thread I am meerly using my own experience to get a point over)...

3 or 4 little chav's thought it was wise to walk past an oriental (me) and start making Bruce Lee noises at me (I giggled at least I thought they got the ethnicity correct...reiterate I THOUGHT!!!) I didn't want any physical trouble to start which it didn't by my friends we ignored they walked past.

However, the chickens that they are then proceded to quote me lines from Full Metal Jacket i.e. 'me love you long time...' yadda yadda yadda.

At this point I was besides myself with laughter as they couldn't stick to the ethnic origin they were aiming for they could have come out with 'can I have the cream of some young guy' (Waynes World) 'WWAAARRR' the usual patter
... at this point I shouted back

"I wish your **** (manhood: you can guess the word) was as big as your mouth!!!" Proud of that one!!!

They had nothing better to say but more lines from Full Metal Jacket, afterthought at least they were cultured enough to have seen Full Metal jacket (I like that film BTW)

I am not condoning what I've done I should have left well alone and walked off without it having an effect, sometimes it just gets too much when someone still shouts '*****y' at me.

My question is has anyone else had experiences were you are proud of your verbal retalitaion? It can be for anything your boss, family argument, when having a domestic, Racism, Sexism, Ageism, Homophobia against you or someone you were defending etc.
 
I heard this in town the other day.

Those guys in the street reciting the bible, they shouted at some bloke; "You're going to hell!"

"No mate, I'm going to HMV".
 
'Insult or alligation' = X

'You X'

'Your mum X'

'Your face X'

These are commonplace and sometimes are still amusing. Sometimes.
 
At the pub my favourite if some is talking **** and has a beard someone always tells them "just becasue you have hair on your face doesn't mean you have to talk like a ****"

The otherone was stole from a cricketer i beliver, i anyone is called fat a response such as "i am only fat because everytime i ****** your wife she gave me a chocolate biscuit"
 
Linda said:
Last weekend I went to the pub for the first time in a long time. All fine and dandy until the walk to a takeaway, I was with 4 other friends that are caucasian...(footnote: Please do not misunderstand the point of this thread I am meerly using my own experience to get a point over)...

3 or 4 little chav's thought it was wise to walk past an oriental (me) and start making Bruce Lee noises at me (I giggled at least I thought they got the ethnicity correct...reiterate I THOUGHT!!!) I didn't want any physical trouble to start which it didn't by my friends we ignored they walked past.

However, the chickens that they are then proceded to quote me lines from Full Metal Jacket i.e. 'me love you long time...' yadda yadda yadda.
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When I hear/see things like this I'm embarrased to be British.
 
seek said:
When I hear/see things like this I'm embarrassed to be British.
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I was in Sunderland today for the airshow and i got that very same feeling. Scum of the country, dragging us all down. And I'm from Newcastle...

Totally of topic i know, as usual actually.

Its just a shame we have so many hard nuts who think they own the place in this country.
 
I tend to ignore mouthy people on a night out. Barks loudest, can't bite, etcetera. A few weeks ago though my older brother emptied a fella for making the mistake of asking "or you'll do what?" when he told him not to touch his fiance.
 
Forde said:
Stocks would be awesome. Scumbags need a bit of public humiliation.
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Stocks might be a bit excessive with other scumbags around:


In England, as well as in the early American years, prisoners left in the stocks or pillory overnight were often raped. The punishment was virtually an invitation to rape, with the prisoner firmly anchored and unable to turn his head to see who was behind him.
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I've only seen times when I've wanted to but couldn't be bothered to rise to it. My mates Sri Lankan and a couple of times someone walked past and made a remark thinking he was from Pakistan. He just laughs them off. Normally it's from some little bugger.
 
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