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[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

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http://jesus-is-savior.com/

On feminism said:
It is tragic that an apostate Southern Baptist Church in Tennessee called an ordained lesbian to be their associate pastor. This is what happens when people disobey the Scriptures. Here's a lesbian minister, Carter Heyward, who desires to make abortion a sacrament in the church. We were much better off as a nation when women stayed in the kitchen, instead of entering the sacred pulpit. The great need of the hour is godly wives and mothers. A lot of women today feel that they could never be a homemaker, but you can be that woman. Like anything else, it starts with desire.


Husbands are Biblically to Rule Over their Wives; Wives are to obey!

God has ordained that the man is to be the head of the household. The wife is to SUBMIT to her own husband...
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On Obama said:
Obama is an Anti-American, God-hating Communist wrapped in a smile. Obama was not elected; he was chosen and placed into office. I am not saying that Barack Obama is the Antichrist, but it is a Biblical teaching that high political positions will be given by Satan in the End Times... Revelation 13:2b, “and the dragon [Satan] gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.”
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On the NWO said:
The “Illuminati” is an occult-inspired group of elite families who control the world's leaders through blackmail, bribery and when needed, ruthless tyranny. Their ultimate goal is to achieve a Global Godless Totalitarian Communist Police State! This will be the Beast system of the coming Antichrist, the Man of Sin.
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WHat an utter nutjob :o
 
http://jesus-is-savior.com/Evolution Hoax/evolution_the_big_hoax.htm

Compared to words in a book saying Believe this!

There is no record of a cataclysmic event that destroyed mankind prior to 4,000 B.C. And if there were, surely some of the survivors would have passed this information down to generations to follow. The Bible dates creation, as we know it today, at approximately 4,000 B.C. Thus, it was approximately 6,000 years ago that God, Jesus Christ, created the heavens and the earth in 6-days. It was 6,000 years ago that Jesus Christ spoke the stars into existence. It was 6,000 years ago that Jesus spoke animals, fish, plants, and land into existence. And it was 6,000 years ago that God formed man out of the dust of the earth.
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WHUT

WHUT about raptors

Such Biblical claims seem absurd to modern evolutionists, who have convinced themselves that the earth is billions of years old. Ironically, they have absolutely NO EVIDENCE of such longevity. Evolutionists have sought out dishonest scientists, who distort the facts, use faulty testing methods, and make erroneous assumptions (unethically stating such assumptions as if they were facts). Evolution is at best still a THEORY. Yet, children are brainwashed in godless public schools all across the world, with evolution, which is taught as if it were a fact. This is evil. It is evil to deny students the Biblical account of creationism. The Word of God makes infinite more sense than the fairytale of evolution.
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And thats why Christians touch kids, how can you say that children are bombarded with Evoluttion when kids are told to believe about god and Jesus and that doing right is the anwser to Heaven when its unfound and can never ever be proven. What about Oil, that can be made in 6000 years, what aboud gold that just a luxury that god gave us
 
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That website is like some religiously deranged HTML Coder was cross-bred with an Octopus, fed purely on LSD and Amphetamines and placed in front of several keyboards whilst blindfolded and receiving Electro-Convulsive Therapy. That is the only logical explanation.
 
They're speaking in tongues.

It looks like English, but it's complete gibberish. Any resemblence to English is coincidental.

I particularly like the "no evidence humanity was destroyed 6000 years ago, therefore humanity was created 6000 years ago" argument.

There's no evidence humanity was destroyed last Thursday either, therefore humanity was created last Thursday.
 
Chrisitans always bring out the Theory, so what, my theory is that you are born and live and die from what ever reason, natural or human choice, following a book will not stop cancer etc.
 
The guy is clearly a nutjob. However his views are not dissimilar in terms of how radical and deeply flawed they are to the views of others, yet we simply accept the views of others and its considered poor form to criticise them or laugh at them for these views.

This has always struck me as odd.
 
Never mind the comedy content...
The website itself. :| I feel violated.
So much information, so little structure... It's like I've gone back in time and Geocities is still online.
 
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