I need to do something simple - taking bets now...

[Maccapacca]

On an only slightly related note, has anyone else noticed that Tescos air and water machines are now doing premixed screen wash on tap? Win.

My local one also had a sign, hand written, that said "do not drink"

These are common place in Sweden with the fuel pumps

 

[Maccapacca]

Over a week, the bonnet release will snap off in your hand resulting in a booking in at the Alfa dealer to rectify the problem and also top up the fluid whilst its there

Don't joke my 147 bonnet catch was dodgy from new, you'd close it a certain way and it would just pop up again 5 minutes later, the cable wore its way into the cable outer and pinched the inner so it wouldn't return the catch

 

[End Creditz]

Is he still standing in front of it with a jug of water scratching his head muttering "wtf, wtf, wtf, wtf, wtf????"

 

[BigglesPiP]

Maybe he drowned?

 

[End Creditz]

Or possibly is now trapped beneath it wondering if he's joining the ranks of Darwin Award winners

 

[Duke]

Maybe he drank it

 

[InvaderGIR]

Maybe he drunk it

Drank*

 

[Relentless81]

Don't joke my 147 bonnet catch was dodgy from new, you'd close it a certain way and it would just pop up again 5 minutes later, the cable wore its way into the cable outer and pinched the inner so it wouldn't return the catch

Back of the net with that guess!

 

[Maccapacca]

Drank*

Boring pedant

 

[Matt82]

add the H2O to the 710 filler

 

[InvaderGIR]

Boring pedant

 

[Janesy B]

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Look at his sig now, looks like he's going to bear that grudge for a long while :p

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Personally I'd be quite happy for someone to point out a spelling mistake so I can avoid looking like an uneducated oik in the furture.

I learnt the difference between bought and brought on OcUK. Edumakation at it's best.

 

[Maccapacca]

Because in real life you avoid small minded little pedants and have a beer and a laugh with normal people

 

[233]

dont fill it with just plain water, risk of legionairres disease if you do not good )

 

[Maccapacca]

dont fill it with just plain water, risk of legionairres disease if you do not good )

Have you used the apple additive, really nice and fruity

 

[InvaderGIR]

Because in real life you avoid small minded little pedants and have a beer and a laugh with normal people

Actually I tend to avoid small minded buffoons that can't manage to grasp the English language and have a jolly good time with others that can grasp it.

 

[BigglesPiP]

Actually I tend to avoid small minded buffoons that can't manage to grasp the English language and have a jolly good time with other that can grasp it.

You're from Devon; that must limit you to something like 4 people.

 

[PMKeates]

Your

IT'S YOU'RE'RE

 

[BigglesPiP]

Yor I think yawl find.

 

[InvaderGIR]

IT'S YOU'RE'RE

IT'S YOU'RE

Better than from being up North.