Can anyone ID this spider?

[The_blue]

Found in a back garden in northamptonshire.

 

[HAz]

looks a nasty ******

 

[jp_bl_68]

Penis Eating Spider.

 

[Missing.String]

I think that can be classed as an enemy combatant; you know what to do.

 

[PraxxtorCruel]

Attack of the EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!

 

[diverse180]

Hit it with a baguette

 

[Efour]

Crimson Jihad spider

regular orb spider aint it ?? house spider type normal thing

 

[PinkFloyd]

Kill it with fire from orbit in the ovaries.

 

[Pav89]

Crimson Jihad spider

regular orb spider aint it ?? house spider type normal thing

I've never seen a spider with an ass that big in the UK....

Lynx + Lighter...Nuke the ass part first.

 

[The_blue]

regular orb spider aint it ?? house spider type normal thing

Not an orb, quoted a 8mm
http://www.uksafari.com/orbweaver.htm

 

[arknor]

its a killzmewidfireorilolasyousleep
very dangerous it will envoke paranoia

 

[Russinating]

Faceater.

 

[knowledge123]

Killius Humanous

or a wolf spider at a guess.

 

[KNiVES]

I can positively and definitely tell you that belongs to the order of Faceus Eatius. I am not sure if it's harmless or not. Will have to look into it some more.

 

[Tombstone]

You think that's bad, wait til mummy comes to find out what you've done with her baby

 

[D.Roberts]

Hit it with a baguette

Yeah that wet one

 

[arknor]

 

[Malakite]

dunno but this may interest you

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/7913369/Tarantulas-on-the-loose-in-Britain.html

 

[DailyGeek]

Looks like a small wolf spider to me?

 

[Reaper652]

I hate spiders... I don't know why I clicked on this thread

+1 on the kill it with fire vote though