Planet Earth for sale!!!
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Stupid question, was very interested in perhaps a boxset of the BBC series though.
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thread title doesn't deliver.
I'd say it's good, good to firm in places. Generally crap, with a lack of resources, but occasional glimpses of hope
I'd say it's good, good to firm in places. Generally crap, with a lack of resources, but occasional glimpses of hope
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I'd buy an Earth if you can chuck a Moon in for free.
wtf?
The earth is abundant with masses of useful resources most of them so easily accessible humans can get them let alone interplanetary aliens.
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Mostly harmless.
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FOR SALE
Hi you are bidding on a used planet in near mint condition. Conditions for supporting life are perfect, however some areas at the planets extremities are unsuitable for comfortable living. Slight damage to the rainforest areas and there are a few holes in the ozone layer, but the human inhabitants are combatting this by buying hybrid cars so dont worry. No running costs as the planet is self sufficient, however buyers should be aware that due to the gravitational pull of the sun etc, postage is impossible. However i will also throw in a fully working moon.
Overall its a very interesting little planet, lots to see and do. Boobs are a great thing and theres quite a few on Earth (approx half the human population have them). Also North Korea looks light it might be starting a war so that should be good for a laugh if/when it happens.
Additional note to buyers: Due to the graphic content of earth identification will be required on collection as its a stricly over 18s planet. Feedback will be left upon receipt of positive feedback from buyer, due to paypals 21 day money hold.
HAPPY BIDDING!
Hi you are bidding on a used planet in near mint condition. Conditions for supporting life are perfect, however some areas at the planets extremities are unsuitable for comfortable living. Slight damage to the rainforest areas and there are a few holes in the ozone layer, but the human inhabitants are combatting this by buying hybrid cars so dont worry. No running costs as the planet is self sufficient, however buyers should be aware that due to the gravitational pull of the sun etc, postage is impossible. However i will also throw in a fully working moon.
Overall its a very interesting little planet, lots to see and do. Boobs are a great thing and theres quite a few on Earth (approx half the human population have them). Also North Korea looks light it might be starting a war so that should be good for a laugh if/when it happens.
Additional note to buyers: Due to the graphic content of earth identification will be required on collection as its a stricly over 18s planet. Feedback will be left upon receipt of positive feedback from buyer, due to paypals 21 day money hold.
HAPPY BIDDING!
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For Sale : Planet Earth
Included : Facilities to make jelly and custard.
Included : Facilities to make jelly and custard.
FS: "The Earth": An Oxygen-rich planet in a desirable and secluded part of the galaxy:
Located in an otherwise-uninhabited solar system in the outer arms of the popular MILKY WAY galaxy, this attractive little planet would make an ideal purchase for any proto-plasmic hyperintelligence looking to see out his time away from the noise and confusion of the galactic core.
The planet itself offers a rich Oxygen-Nitrogen atmosphere, along with highly varied indiginous biosphere, boasting over 1 billion years of multicellular evolution. A wide range of climates will offer a suitable slumber location for even the most fussy of buyers! The dominant indiginous species is a relatively simple bipedal creature, which is still largely confined to the surface of this planet and a purely biological existence. Although this species has infected the majority of the planet surface, their lack of understanding of multidimensional physics and the absence of any anti-matter based technology should make their removal from the planet surface a trivial task. A simple and effective species-specific bioweapon will be offered to the prospective buyer at no additional cost.
Located nearby is a moderately sized star, with a solid 5 billion years of thermonuclear activity left on the clock. A small moon orbits the planet - perfect for storing those "might need them someday" items!. A large number of mineral rich asteroids occupy a belt around 3AU from the planet, and the solar system is rounded off with a number of gas giants, complete with highly moons of varying composition.
So, don't delay - enquire today! This rare and exquisite specimen is sure to be snapped up soon!
(Viewing before purchase is highly recommended).
Located in an otherwise-uninhabited solar system in the outer arms of the popular MILKY WAY galaxy, this attractive little planet would make an ideal purchase for any proto-plasmic hyperintelligence looking to see out his time away from the noise and confusion of the galactic core.
The planet itself offers a rich Oxygen-Nitrogen atmosphere, along with highly varied indiginous biosphere, boasting over 1 billion years of multicellular evolution. A wide range of climates will offer a suitable slumber location for even the most fussy of buyers! The dominant indiginous species is a relatively simple bipedal creature, which is still largely confined to the surface of this planet and a purely biological existence. Although this species has infected the majority of the planet surface, their lack of understanding of multidimensional physics and the absence of any anti-matter based technology should make their removal from the planet surface a trivial task. A simple and effective species-specific bioweapon will be offered to the prospective buyer at no additional cost.
Located nearby is a moderately sized star, with a solid 5 billion years of thermonuclear activity left on the clock. A small moon orbits the planet - perfect for storing those "might need them someday" items!. A large number of mineral rich asteroids occupy a belt around 3AU from the planet, and the solar system is rounded off with a number of gas giants, complete with highly moons of varying composition.
So, don't delay - enquire today! This rare and exquisite specimen is sure to be snapped up soon!
(Viewing before purchase is highly recommended).
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This doesn't happen to be a stupid competency based question for a job application does it ? lool