Meeting girls and Chat up lines..........

Ciphon · 3 Aug 2010 at 11:59

"This *Nod at knife in left hand* or This *Nod at **** in right hand"

Bleek · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:10

Oh jeez, if you want 'cheese' grab an ice cube, throw it on the floor in front of her and pound it to pieces with your foot.

If she asks what you're doing obviously you say "breaking the ice".

If she walks off... well, revert to my prior advice about cracking her on the back of the head.

britboy4321 · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:13

'We can do this the nice way, or the rape way ...'

Mozter · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:17

"can i wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?"

Knubje · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:18

Mozter said:
"can i wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?"

Crude, but good

Cosimo · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:20

Mozter said:
"can i wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?"

It's girls you're after not milfs.

meghatronic · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:22

Lean into her neck, and softly say:

"Come with me, I've got a knife".

Sanchez · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:24

Internet forums, that's where I meet all women.

Castiel · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:25

Aedus said:
You hunting for OAP's?

Nope, I carry WD40 for that eventuality...

Castiel · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:29

I'm a mathematician. Do you fancy going to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

Sinny · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:31

FRESH BLOOD

Massacre time in GD.

Mr-White · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:32

Anyone remember that epic epic chat up line thread a few years back ?

MW

Cosimo · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:36

Sanchez said:
Internet forums, that's where I meet all women.

There are so many interesting ones about.

Castiel · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:36

Sanchez said:
Internet forums, that's where I meet all women.

so you're a virgin then....

sorn21 · 3 Aug 2010 at 12:58

I put the STD in STUD...

.. All I need is U.

Maccy · 3 Aug 2010 at 13:01

This thread needs Malc!

My personal favourite - "Alrite, you'll do"

bobert50 · 3 Aug 2010 at 13:06

n1blo said:
I put the STD in STUD...

.. All I need is U.

Dear god!

Freefaller · 3 Aug 2010 at 13:06

Knubje said:
Pffff, where is the fun in that?

True, I could have done with more of a challenge when single

Castiel said:
Then they just think you're a weirdo or a stalker.

It's amazing how much you can pick up from someone within 5 minutes of chatting to them

Zatoichi.uK said:
Not according to expert pickup artists. Its a bit more complex than that...

I'm not an expert, but I have no issues talking to women and getting to know them.

I don't believe in "strategies", but I'm a naturally confident person, so I can appreciate that some people may need more of a plan/guide to help them.

Brian8bit · 3 Aug 2010 at 13:06

"Do you want to see my elephant trick?"

If she agrees, you pull your trouser pockets inside out, unzip your pants and whip your penis out.

sorn21 · 3 Aug 2010 at 13:10

Last time I got my willy out in a club I was asked to leave

"HELLO I'M FROM THE INTERNET!"

or the old favourite;

*On approach of a keen girl*
"You're coming home with me tonight."
"Oh yeah, how do you know that?

"
"Because I'm stronger than you."