Naked trampoline man avoids jail sentence

I wonder if you get caught playing 'hide the sausage' with your missus in a public place at 5am after a night out you'd get put on the sex offenders register? If not, is it only indecent if its a solo act?
 
Something is really wrong with you if you feel the need to crack one off on a trampoline in the garden at 5am!

It just sounds like the bloke wanted to get some lasses attention and his dodgy urges got too much lol.
 
danielanthony said:
I wonder if you get caught playing 'hide the sausage' with your missus in a public place at 5am after a night out you'd get put on the sex offenders register? If not, is it only indecent if its a solo act?
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Hiding the salami in the privacy of one's own garden is the birthright of every Englishman.
 
So lol!

I don't understand why people ring the police for things like this?

Sure it's a bit strange.. but, it's 5am - he isn't hurting anyone.. just close your curtains and let him get on with it ;)
 
danielanthony said:
I wonder if you get caught playing 'hide the sausage' with your missus in a public place at 5am after a night out you'd get put on the sex offenders register? If not, is it only indecent if its a solo act?
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Sex in public is illegal if there is a reasonable expectation of being caught. Even being caught doesn't make it illegal if there couldn't have been a reasonable expectation of being caught. Even then, I think you'd have to be really going out of your way to get in any serious trouble for it.

So, if you do it in a parked car in an otherwise empty car park out in the sticks, then you'll probably be OK (as I was - brag). If you do it on top of one of the lions on Trafalgar Square in the mid-afternoon then you'll get nicked.
 
Ciphon said:
So lol!

I don't understand why people ring the police for things like this?

Sure it's a bit strange.. but, it's 5am - he isn't hurting anyone.. just close your curtains and let him get on with it ;)
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agreed, i would have lol, at worst you can make a funny youtube clip
 
Ciphon said:
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I don't understand why people ring the police for things like this?
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Maybe the sight of a naked man with his chopper in one hand and a fag in the other bouncing up and down in front of someone’s windows is just not normal. :D
 
Ciphon said:
So lol!

I don't understand why people ring the police for things like this?

Sure it's a bit strange.. but, it's 5am - he isn't hurting anyone.. just close your curtains and let him get on with it ;)
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Another thing I find weird is did this person at the window know the bloke was going to do something like this because other than getting up for work why would she be up at 5am... tending to her kids or something?

It does kinda come accross like she knew he was going to flap his twig n berries and then her bloke caught her so she ratted to cover her own ass lol...
 
I was with an ex once we was in a photobooth going at it and the thing was taking pictures of us next thing we know a security guard comes over.


She shouts from outside the box you cannot do that in there please will you leave.


So we went out to the back of the carpark...
She was suppose to be working but didnt go in so we ended up doin it in the carpark lmao...


I was going America for 3 weeks the next day so this bad behaviour was justified!!


Eitherway.. meh.

I seriously dont kno why people get so badly disturbed by these things..
 
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Allnamestaken said:
I was with an ex once we was in a photobooth going at it and the thing was taking pictures of us next thing we know a security guard comes over.


She shouts from outside the box you cannot do that in there please will you leave.


So we went out to the back of the carpark...
She was suppose to be working but didnt go in so we ended up doin it in the carpark lmao...


I was going America for 3 weeks the next day so this bad behaviour was justified!!
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Legend lmao
 
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