Naked trampoline man avoids jail sentence

Falkirk Sheriff Court heard Burden had his "manhood" in one hand and a cigarette in the other when the neighbour saw him.

:D
 
He added: "I did not intend anyone to see me."
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Mmmmm.......I can see how that would have worked....... going out in the garden starkers, jumping on a trampoline and knocking one out whilst smoking a fag in plain view of the neighbours....thought that one through didn't he lol
 
To be fair that does seem like fun! It was 5am afterall, how many people are usually up at 5am.

I have been naked trampolining before but not tossing myself off at the same time. It was with a naked woman, well 2 actually, and another bloke (he was with the other girl)

If id have seen a naked drunk guy on a trampoleen at 5am with a fag it one hand and his rod in the other I would have applauded him then gone back to bed/to work. Bet it was one of those annoying neighbourhood watch type women who have nothing else better to do than grass people up
 
Burden pleaded guilty to a single charge of publicly exposing his person in a shameless and indecent manner, and approaching his neighbour's house and placing the occupant in a state of fear and alarm.
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I am trying to contain the sniggering LOL.
 
Guest2 said:
If id have seen a naked drunk guy on a trampoleen at 5am with a fag it one hand and his rod in the other I would have applauded him then gone back to bed/to work. Bet it was one of those annoying neighbourhood watch type women who have nothing else better to do than grass people up
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now i'm not a fan of the benny hill music but i think it would have been perfect for this moment had the neighbour recorded him.:p
 
FatBoyObese said:
Mmmmm.......I can see how that would have worked....... going out in the garden starkers, jumping on a trampoline and knocking one out whilst smoking a fag in plain view of the neighbours....thought that one through didn't he lol
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It was 5am, most people are asleep.

Me though, I'd be most worried about burning it with that fag, or a stray bit of ash :eek:
 
There's an old story about a woman calling the police to complain about a man exposing himself in his garden and she can see him from her bathroom. The police come round to her house and go up to her bathroom, then tell her they can't see a thing. The woman says 'You can, if you stand on the toilet and lean across like this.'
 
Didn't that guy who give his bike a good rogering get put on the offenders list aswell?

Who is he offending, bike enthusiasts?

Why is a penis so offensive to people!
 
OMG i saw a penis... OMG my brain it hurts omg im going to die from seing a penis OMGGGG!!!

People who complain about the smallest of things annoy me.

There are somethings that do need to get reported ofcourse.

But this guy was just having a jolly in his own home in the early hours.

Yet he still manages to **** someone off.
 
Allnamestaken said:
OMG i saw a penis... OMG my brain it hurts omg im going to die from seing a penis OMGGGG!!!

People who complain about the smallest of things annoy me.

There are somethings that do need to get reported ofcourse.

But this guy was just having a jolly in his own home in the early hours.

Yet he still manages to **** someone off.
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Hey, who you callin small?!

Way to hurt a man's pride.
 
Stupid thing to do but the punishment is a touch harsh. Judge must have been having a bad day.

Sheriff Caldwell refused to allow Burden to withdraw his guilty plea, saying he had confirmed it in court after months of legal advice, and placed him on the sex offenders register.
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"Breach the probation in any way and you may be removed from the community."
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If it was 2pm on a sunny afternoon then I'd be fully behind the punishment, but it was 5am in the morning.
 
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