Starting Smoking - Any tips?

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oh my

if you could go forward 15 years to when you are addicted and find it really hard to stop , you would look back at this time and think why you ever started

do yourself a favour , dont bother with smoking

or do you think it wont happen to you ?
 
Smoking is too prevalent in society that it's still immature and juvenile to round up on smokers and criticize them like it's a Terrible Thing. Just a for-your-information.

(I don't smoke btw)
 
Buy drum, roll your own and use extra slim filter tips, buy papers in bulk errm errm oh don't do anything in the morning till you've had your first smoke and a brew oh and give up exercise, you wont be any good at it anymore.
 
why would you want to spend ~£1200 a year on something that makes you much less healthy, gives you a dependance, and makes your teeth and fingers yellow?

I'm on day two of giving up, after 6 years of smoking ~20 roll ups a day. I understand why people who already smoke don't want to quit, but I really don't understand why anyone would actually want to start.
 
Tip 1. Buy a zippo, they're awesome, you'll love playing with it, it'll encourage you to smoke.

Tip 2. stick to marlboro lights or B&H silver, otherwise you'll look weird.

Tip 3. Some people prefer menthol cigs, you may like to try them.

Tip 4. Feeling skint? try roll ups. They may also come in handy for wacky backy sessions.

Tip 5. Try and look as cool as possible when you smoke, smoking is cool. FACT. use it to your advantage.

Tip 6. You'll probably stink a lot so always use Wrigleys extra chewing gum. It tastes nice and is sugarfree.

Tip 7. Clean your teeth more, they'll go abit yellow, this will however be balanced out by the positives of chewing more gum.

Tip 8. Buy a spare lighter, you'll only keep losing them down the sofa.

Enjoy smoking, it's a fantastic habit and can have many positive influences on your life.



I don't actually smoke. but hope that helps.
 
Tip 1. Buy a zippo, they're awesome, you'll love playing with it, it'll encourage you to smoke.

Tip 2. stick to marlboro lights or B&H silver, otherwise you'll look weird.

Tip 3. Some people prefer menthol cigs, you may like to try them.

Tip 4. Feeling skint? try roll ups. They may also come in handy for wacky backy sessions.

Tip 5. Try and look as cool as possible when you smoke, smoking is cool. FACT. use it to your advantage.

Tip 6. You'll probably stink a lot so always use Wrigleys extra chewing gum. It tastes nice and is sugarfree.

Tip 7. Clean your teeth more, they'll go abit yellow, this will however be balanced out by the positives of chewing more gum.

Tip 8. Buy a spare lighter, you'll only keep losing them down the sofa.

Enjoy smoking, it's a fantastic habit and can have many positive influences on your life.



I don't actually smoke. but hope that helps.
 
Allnamestaken said:
Your basicaly killing yourself slowly -_-
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Everyone is dying slowly, it is the human condition.

To be honest i expected the snide comments from the chubby virgins, but the serious comments are appreciated. :)

I was thinking of starting on 5 a day and working my way up to 20/30 a day.

To be honest i like the taste and smell and ignoring the cost i can't think of a reason not to.
 
aproctor said:
Everyone is dying slowly, it is the human condition.

To be honest i expected the snide comments from the chubby virgins, but the serious comments are appreciated. :)

I was thinking of starting on 5 a day and working my way up to 20/30 a day.

To be honest i like the taste and smell and ignoring the cost i can't think of a reason not to.
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This is the most foolish post I've ever read I think :(
 
aproctor said:
To be honest i like the taste and smell and ignoring the cost i can't think of a reason not to.
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